oi you two, get back to work

i just shaved my hair off

*fell*

not gonna ask which part of hair

pffft, sophie just said to me "finally you got a hair cut"

awwwwwwwwwww

so you are bald now?

no, just skin head

bald it is

its like a hairy belly

no ur head is not hairy anymore

prickly

you could rub your back on my head if you got an itch

HAHAHAHAHA

I can wash dishes using your head hahahahahaha

yeah well dont be drowning me jeeez

well just for few seconds dont be a baby now, after you gives me these ideas

i give you many ideas to make me tea but you never listen to those ones

booo

come on, you got email to reply to. outdate ones. chop chop.

all these withdraw issues were just fixed over the last 2 days:

_PLAYFUL_ @ 463.00

Faith_Foxxxxxx @ 17.00

JiSS75 @ 15.00

RCT_Xiamara_RGL @ 549.50

EMPRESS_eMee_RAD @ 100.50

SexiKia @ 173.40

Angelo_FA @ 8.50

MRS_cdfetch_HAMC @ 4.30

morning/evening

morning/evening!

howdy peeps. i see by the emails both of yours are piling up. And with N away its down to you to take heed. You can do it. Think Team Norris. FTW!!

Oh, and I love you x x

awww i love you too

and her ass will be on support mail within the next 6-8 hours

affirmative sir. So do your emails then before i roundhouse fart you to death.

i'm taking her to dinner somewhere mexican so i can roundhouse fart her back to work myself

after having mexican, you'll definitely be able to do that

yah, i know

it's expensive here, too

i guess cause mexican food gets air-delivered here?

holy fuck, well you two are millionaires. you deserve to eat the best.

it's $7.80/$1 USD, do the conversion

so $8 a dish roughly? thats cheap

nonono

ummm

Example: The Coctel De Camaron Borracho is $90

that's in HKD

about $11.50 us

still cheap

that specifically is something i wouldn't order, but yes...for the style of restaurant it is quite a deal

and i'm dying for mexican fart-lighting capabilities

take me with pls

isn't there any mexican restaurants around ya?

there is a lovely one in greenwich. omg, its amazing, called hi chaparrel. the seating arrangement is crazy too but funky. £5 a cocktail there. amazing cocktails.

5 euro is about...$8 us?

5 euro? do you want to take this outside? we brits don't deal in Euro. and yes 5 "POUNDS" is about $8

yah, fucker...lets take this outside...i got a roundhouse kick with your name on it lol

it's called teh "stav euro pound ftw"

I will high 5 myself quicker before I even kick your ass. And by then you'll be dead. Now I need a time machine to acheive all what I just said.

enough with all this testosterone talk

change "seafood" to "mexican"

how are you doing stavvy

so this is N now right?

whats wrong with your skype

M is N

I'm at his place now

i no bring my laptop along

ahh konichiwaaa

M is doing geek thing so I use the puter

eat cookie

good u can read emails chop chop

i dont have my working mojo on now

such a lazy cat

blame it to M

too.much.mexican

=^^=

so who gets custody of me when I fly over to HK?

bromance ftw!

we go get noms now, brb

chicking wings, budweiser and geek talk. does it get any better than that!

ok have fun