peeps, leaving soon for sunny cyprus. so in my absene can you pls answer some emails in my signature (Del Boy) and log into my UVD account and respond to some forum posts pls. I just dont want pppl wondering why stav and del are away for 2 weeks.

OI, wake up and say good bye to me and aknowledge the above.

awwwww

HAVE FUN STAVVY

WE WILL SORELY MISS YOU

yeah yeah, sure u will. did u get ur qa account working?

not yet, I will set it up later

ok, off to shower. cya in 2 weeks.

have fun

whats crackelacking. got a mini break before my next job so u have the honour of my presence

nothing much, prepping for another code run on this wardrobe

cool, good luck this time around.

thank you

went out to work, came back 5 hours later to 13 emails. i dread to think what they will be by the time i get back again later.

hopefully i can have a midnight successful release

ah, true northshire?

http://www.wimp.com/yorkshireaccent/

yup

it's fk'n cute as hell

going downt rovers for tut drink

her facial expressions are perfect

i want that accent

learn geordie instead...

no, it's too much of a conundrum

who's up?

sup stavvy?

too/much/work

we dont have a "team"

what do you mean?

i just did 30 + emails 50+ dat disputes , gonna do refunds and the mails i passed onto the team are still not actioned. so gonna have to do into their inboxes and do those coz they are days old.

in the mean time, change you change this users email (Nixxia_SoF_Ann) MemberId=98601663 to nixxiaredlight@yahoo.com

pretty pls

yeah afteral it is a volunteer team, they all have things they do in RL or in anyhow they want to. Not everybody is as ambitious as you are stavvy

ok lemme finish my dinner first

i know, so i'll do em all from now on. more admin abilities would help me too. i know u like to keep uvd stuff in your control, but would stop me having to send stuff over to you.

not wardrobe transfer abilties tho, i dont want that, sounds scary.

well you have been telling us to get to work for awhile now, there is no problem with that

its good that someone can remind the other that hey we have works here

ok, can M at least program a bitch slap emoticon for skype. then i can add that after i type chop chop

he will have to hack on it and he is too valuable for us to be a criminal

late start at work today, bliss. i need the rest. doing 11 days straight before i go back on holiday again next fri

uvd team needs to go on holiday together me thinks

i just programmed the emoticon. it's epic

Btw my money hasnt gone thru yet. i'll check tomoz incase there was some kind of delay and update ya in the morning.

its weird, my bank has not been able to make any transfer for awhile now

to 3 different person

need to check whats going on

storm down to your bank with some chopsticks and demand some answers diva.

coz i am bare since my holiday and i have to wait 2 dam weeks for work to pay me.

>.>

banks have better chopsticks...it wouldn't work

get those ones that double up as a gun

I checked the bank, apparently they were having ramadan holiday, that explain why all the transfer I did didn't work. I got 3 statements today for your pay. You should receive the fund in 1-2 days

work today, then straight to poland for the weekend. wil lbe back on tues so wont be able to tackle the emails. done all of them that i can today before i go drive old ppl about today.

to POLAND!

wtf man

you don't speak polish

but they understand "how much for 30 minutes?"

o.,O

and when they say "2loaves of bread" i will haggle them down to 1 and a half loaves.

your a douchebag

and i love it

lol

do u know someone the other day compared me to "conan" because of my "general barbarian attitude" to life. i mean he has a point. i am like this sexist old school babarian with a club them over the head attitude to women.

yo, homies. who's about?

YOYO!

hey buddy, just wanted to inform you about ppl thinking their wardrobe is gone when really they havnt selected an option from the drop down menu and clicked on "go". any chance that loggin into the wardrobe will direct them to their outfits automatically? from then on they can use the drop down menu and "go".

yah, the new programming should give me the ability to do that now...lemme see if i can automate that

you back from being polish?

yup, just about.

cause i'm back from lack of internet

glad to have u back then

ty ty ty

i'm gonna try to do it now

cool, thanks. will help the users out alo.

dat team get paid 0.1 rays regardless if they got the decision right or wrong right?

9/

it's complicated

can you access the wardrobe and see if the wish is granted?

wohoooo u da man

yah, i knows

it opens to my uvtexture.

can u changeit to my catalogue?

pls

.....no

if you don't have any textures (as a majority of the users do not), it will be My Catalogue

otherwise, if you are a designer /first/ entering the page, it'll be there

and if you have none, it'll default to loading RLC publics

ahhh ok, good thinking batman. coulda told me this at least. pfffft.

Now, stavros

there were users reporting login issues with the wardrobe

do you recall any of those users?

errrm nope, i just told them to mak sure they are using rlc passwords and not uvd passwords to login. so they should get back to me and if they are using rlc passwords i'll pass em on over.

can you find one of your "sent" items to a user, and determine a user from that?

there /is/ a scenario where a user might have an issue that i have not thought of to catch, so i just want to make sure

ok

also, there were issues of the wardrobe saying loading avatar and nothing heppening. mine is ok and working so i assume was a temp glitch and asked them to relog to see if that helped.

ok, so i need to know ... what users?

i have TONS of log files to find out what's going on

ChrisNjord user had wardrobe login issues

ok, checkin'

JHEKHO_Vzla had loading avatar constant issue

ChrisNjord/96418613 would not allow UVDeviant access on the Utherverse page.

he kept clicking "back"

ok so user error then

this user did have issues, but they are now resolved as of

Monday 12th of September 2011 04:12:06 AM

Server time (GMT-6)

according to logs

their issue was that they had some "bad token" (programmatically, we had no authorization to access their wardrobe), and then they were able to reset that (by logging out), and relogin correctly

cool, well seems like there are no more emails about the loading avatar issue and this new wardrobe access should help ppl more. there was a forum post about uvd catalogue not working on IE browser, but it works for me so not sure if there was a glitch or something.

screenshots and duplicatable actions are always welcome

god, man, i missed you

i think thats everything covered now. all emails are done too. surrrweeeet

it was firefox they had problems getting onto the uvd catalogue. can u test it pls dont have FF.

i use FF all the time

ok cool, so its fine then

i suppose

MemberID=91328121 is having the "loading avatar" constant issue on her mystyles wardrobe if you could check it out pls.

in a bit

cheers, and MemberID=96887107 also pls

perfect, i'm getting data to make a fix!

ok, i've "reset" them

wow, fast work, cheers

yup

ok, i think i have a fix in place for that situation now

yo, i wanna work with uvd fulltime. how can we make this happen? i will work for food. well not really, i will work for money then buy the food. so same thing really.

whats your budget?

realistically now that i am moving into a new place in oct 40k rays. so 3 times on what i get now, which is a lot but free's me up to work 24/7 for UVD. and 24/7 will mean uvd will be uptodate by the minute with support and u can set me projects for testing which i can do more of and at a faster and more detailed rate. spiel over.

....like, euros, or pounds

or..dollahs

40k rays equates to £1600 a month. with niche that bumps me up nicely so i can afford rent, utilities and pizza money.

plus i love working for uvd

best job i;ve ever had

mmmmmmmmmmmk

maybe in the future, but currently now it's quite tight

fairy nuff

greetings and salutations.

it was 4am!

now it's 7am

just had a good idea i dont mind implementing. Del Boy support on skype. this will help more with users who cant read english as much and also with screen share i can see what the issues are they are having. not to mention they can hear my sexy voice which is always a bonus. this of course can only be done on a full time capacity. throwing it out there for you to digest coz i think its an awesome idea and would be a massive thumbs up Public Relations wise.

That means your identity will leak

Your voice is not exactly common

not if i create a delboy skype account

I mean ur voice. Whoever speak to u thru voice before will recognize u

ahh right, only 3 or 4 ppl ever heard me speak.

outside of uvd that is.

and they know i am in uvd

Ooooowkie

skype would be very helpful for sending screenies or that share screen feature would be even better. esp with ppl trying to work the beta wardrobe still

and its omething uvc wont have

butno doubt will copy

thats true

hows the AC?

still not fixed, and I'm still staying here

I bought a fan instead

there you go, suck it up, take it like a man. its ony heat after all. just buy lots of ice

>__<

put like a big bag of ice infront of the fan and u will have homemade AC

want

it gonna wait until tomorrow tho to make the ice

i saw that email from shya btw. she and richard are the same person? OMG i know shya. she is forever posting bulletins about her and richie breaking up then getting back together and they turn out to be the same person hahaha

WTF???

lmao

I love that kind of drama lol

its like hey men sucks I dont find any good one, let me be my own BF!

lol yeah i put the email in ur box. swagga is forever breaking up with richie then getting back together with him. and he isnt even real. he isnt even a fake real. he is just fake.

omg whats her problem, we can't fix her non-exist BF problem

that will teach her to be a fake person buying outfits for it. i mean what she gonna do with the male outfits anyway???

dress like a male and fuck with other female/male's mind

apart from the complete scumbags , cara, thugsoldier etc etc, i think we should start unbanning members who previously codeshared etc etc. i mean they cant do it anymore and they will only go and buy from uvc instead.

actually there are loopholes in the lockdown thingy

and UV still has not respond to us about it

codesharing still possible

and yes, I agree when the loophole is covered, we should unban those codesharing peeps

what about the ones who are sitebanned with nothing on the spreadsheet. what shall i do about them?

first check if their profile is canceled, if it does that explain the ban. Second you can check the admin marks if the reason there seems to be strong enough for site-ban. Last of course ask the group

I've been pushing M to build in a record system for the site-ban reason, which we have to fill in when we site-ban someone. So everything is clear

yeah, that would be cool.

user: Saki ban: complete reason: for being asian

perfect

1 thing i wanted to ask. is it possible to give me permission to change users email addresses for them. once i get security clearance when they email my delboy profile, seems a waste of your time for me to have to pass the email onto your inbox.

yeah I've been drafting some extra access for your admin access, that will include the ability to change user's email address

what other ability you would like to have?

to be able to attract any supermodel in th world.

thats so beyond my power

But M can program such a thing, right?

if he can, I think he would be building his own playboy mansion now

good point.

being able to see the textures in dat dispute would be nice too

tigger denied a texture on dat for the reason "blue skin"??? why would they deny a texture coz the skin is blue?

Yeah thats odd

Brb father visiting

laters

stav, i'll need colors

firstly it's "colours", and secondly, what????

another thing i would like actually is to be able to check ppls masterclaims. like if they say manual claim isnt working i can see if its a problem our end or them being a retarded fishhead.

colors for your new page, silly willy

what new page silly billy with a small willy

very good, but now i'm even more confused.

well, i need to make a special page for your access

like, changing emails and moar administrative stuffs

i like the colour blue, but if you could do half red, half white i would love that.

mmhmm....ok, colors later

so, you need to change email addresses

what else?

cause that's all i got for this >.>

apart from masterclaim issues which will be over soon, the email situation is the only other support mail i get alot of on a consistent basis.

ok, so email addresses? that's all?

that i can think of. its really the only thing i have to pass onto saki apart from ray transfer issues which i have to pass onto you. i suppose ray transfer authorisation would be the other one.

ok, i could try the ray transfer thing as well

i suppose those two would free up alot of yours and sakis time then.

i can give you a way to throw me a phone notification on demand as well

sorta like a "there's an issue, get to a computer" thing

yeah its called a blackberry. u should invest in one.

mine is cheaper

ok how about a blackberry emulator?

wardrobe tranfers? is that possible to give me access to?

ah! the girl has that "code", so i'll have to get it to her

okerly dokerly

i have the password to give you, i just need to get some coding into it for workability

u know what, access to all users profiles would be the most usefull oz then i could check their accounts for issues they say they are having.

ok, then...

i was thinking of that, actuallly

and it's be like a "Select user', and it'd log you in as a user

that would help very much. esp with ppl having beta wardorbe issues, etc etc

mmk, deal...

it's actually a useful tool

11 emails to go, bleaauuuuggghghghg

oi

on this occasion i am thankfull for junk mail. delete delete delete delete...

its amazing how many ppl have cleared their debt and are making lots of money.

oh yes

junk mail ftw

Stiiffffy ftuvd

have you been testing this,stavvy?

its super cool, if this already made before I wouldn't have to go thru so much to log in as user

it become very simple now

testing what?

it doesnt do anything tho

you haven't told it who you are...

silly silly delboy

i told it i was stavnico

delboy, sir, i be.

thats your password

including all the spaces, coma, and period

he still working on the wardrobe transfer code tho so dont click that yet

but I'm really loving the function to log in as user

now thats what i'm talking about. some serious admin goodies

the reason we create this new page and not add to the existed admin page, coz when we created the first admin page, we didn't make it so the admins will have different access level

god, you should HEAR what it sounds like when she's typing

so yeah, its not that ideal to have all these admin funtions in separate places, but we just gonna use it

*clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity*

stfu you M

back to programming you

i'll give it a try in about 10 mins. just adding some new niche stuff atm

alright

anyway, M said there is no undo option in the tools, so make sure the changes you are making are correct beforehand

of course. must remember to change sakis password to "i love sumo wrestlers"

o_O

while you're here. emails.

you can do them now

email address change will be from "Login as user"

since you can "Ghost" a user, and go directly to their account options page

and thats actually the point of giving you more access

shit, this has backfired on me. ok u do this lot for now and from now on i wont send u any more that i can now do for myself.

lol

well you're talking about raise, so more work to come

give me all the work you can. this is my dream job.

we will. and I do want to focus only on designing system and features to develop UVD more, instead of continue working on mails

I dont like dumb ppl, and there are lots of them in support

yes there is, ALOT of them

hence my fee

and awesomeness

and big toes

you must walk funneh with those big toes

i have been known to waddle

lol

I woke up too early, and I'm freaking hungry now....

well have a small bowl of rice then

i had a chinese and kebab last night

i am pure MANBEAST

OMFG I WANT MEAT NAW

u rarely hear a woman say that too often

of course you have to interprete it that way

i'm not the only one

so wardrobe transfer not ready yet right?

correct

working on that now

wowser, some user has issues with their offline entries. u click on it and it comes up all weird and doesnt show them. this one is outta myexpertese.

user id 94612838

almost done w/ wardrobe transfer...

can you further describe it?

i'll take a screenie

mmk

prolly someone that copy/pated HTML code into them somehow

thats what it looks like actually

yah, html code

gimmie a sec here

last nights chinese and kebab aint doing my farts any favours

ok, that's fixed

as well as others

surweeeeeeeeeeeet

stav, you got any pending wardrobe transfers?

there are quite a few

ok, the routine isn't 100% complete

but the prequalification is there

so, you can run them through and see if they can be transfered or not, then respond back to the ones that can't

i'm finishing up the transfer mechanism now, just triple-checking things

okerly dokerly, watching footy for the moment so will try it in an hours time.

oh, ok...

i think

we''l see when ur wearing someones undergarments if it went well or not

10-4

3-1

who, and how long left?

Man Utd 3-1 Chelsea

ah, go united!

what would eligibility be for wardrobe transfer? like how would i know its not one user trying to fuk over another?

.....

did you not try it yet?

not yet, but am guessing there will be something when i do then lol

yah, you'll see it

ok that was pretty friggin awesome

what was?

they score 2 goals in 3 mins?

the wardrobe transfer

so was that an actual wardrobe transfer or just showing me how it works?

the transfer routine i'm finishing up

there's a prequalification process

ok

and if all is green, you can click "DEW EERRRRRRR!"

or something of that sort

make the link "uhaul"

do you have two users i can pre-emptively transfer?

emils571 account to the emilseq account

Source: Mr_ShowLove [98476671]

Destination: Lucard_Mistfang [98925870]

that look right?

gawwwd knows.

ok, done

transfers should be good now

and try this one...

my old account was _desireee_ and the new one is _daddys_girl_

just to be sure

mmk

you do that

and then check

and then give me or

looking good

cool cool

so, that's super user tools

but how will i bug saki from now on?

so what more access do you need?

hmmm poke?

there's only 1 thing left i want.

NO BB APP!

I'm not worry about that, you always find a reason to bug me

without your plans for it

lmao

well I'm gonna draft for that

I want app for my iphone too

make sure you bookmarks all of the UVD admin links so you will not lose/forget them

bookmark my

finger my ass??? grossssssssssssssssssssssssss

sickoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

ok you've gone from 13 emails down to 4 coz of this new super system. awesomeness. but u have to do those 4 today. chop chop.

what are they?

masterclaim and siteban issues.

the codes they emailed over arnt being recognised and i dunno why

oh

mmk

cant do a wardrobe transfer coz it says the users account is not vip when it is

SalaciOus_F3Lin3

yup, that's right

her rlc profile shows she is vip

she's not detected in UVD as VIP

can u detect her detective M pls

user MemberId=96471388 added 6 rays to his account, uploaded 6 textures but are nowhere to be found. not even pending or marked. transaction history shows nothing. but his account does show he spent 6 rays even tho he has no purchases. i'm lost here.

umm, yah, i don't see any textures for him

they would be at

http://www.uvdeviant.com/textures/96471388/

page cannot be found

right

kimuvd?

did they list the textures?

i see 6 of 'em in the newest uploaded folder

Scarablord

99071130 has 6, just uploaded 9/18 around 7pmish

dunno, need more info

like, name of textures, etc

ok so it was a manual claim of rays then uploaded via other uvd profile

cause, yah...he CAN upload them, then delete them

he doesn't get a refund from deleting them

is that what he did?

it's possible

those are not logged

lemme check DAT real quick

its ok i just told them it was in their other account. it will confuse them and make them thin they uploaded to the wrong account.

u know these yanks, they confuse easily

mmk, cause it's not in DAT, and if it was approved there would be no record

so, it's 50/50ish

there are time-conditions on these kinds of things

Mr_Jade (chuckyc74@yahoo.com) MemberId=94588689 changed his rlc name from mr_jade to _gropper_ but it wont update even if i log in and back out of his uvd account.

when you "log in", or "ghost", it doesn't go through the login procedure that changes his name

ahh ok. they have logged inand out themselves. or so they say. so not sure what to do here.

send it to me in a PM, i'll see what i can learn from it

i'll put the mail in your boxy woxy

ignore that for now

mmk

sorry that was meant for the siteban question, dont ignore the boxy woxy thing

took the day off work. friend just invited me over to watch all 6 star wars in blue ray. i aint missing this.

oh nice nice

btw super admin is awesome. it speeds up my response time as well as gives me freedom to help more. now thats customer support.

it was her idea

of course, those asians think of all the best things

right, i am off to help my fellow jedi-orinas defeat the dark side.

laters

laterz

howdy, the user SalaciOus_F3Lin3 logged out of her account and back in again but the wardrobe transfer thingy still says she isnt vip.

and i had to send a wardrobe transfer email to your box saki coz the original source account is no longer vip as they cancelled it so it wont let me do the transfer

Okie stavvy,noting some changes on the super admin

and are you also unable to transfer wardrobe from a canceled UV account?

yup, unable to.

okie, I guess the canceled account one need to be done after we create the site-ban reason record within the admin page

there is a problem with the user which wardrobe transfer system thinks she is not vip when she is.

?

yup

have you log in as her and see whats going on?

i checked her rlc profile and its vip. thats all i really needed to check tbh.

still gotta check if her UVD account say that...lemme see

admin says she isnt vip

hmm I log in as her, and I enter the wardrobe. It lead me to UV OAuth page

it works

refresh admin now

thats odd

wierd huh

yeah, have to wait M back to check this out

ok, i disabled the "source account VIP" on wardrobe transfer

and [SalaciOus_F3Lin3], i just can't figure it out

looks like its ok now, transfer was successfull

It seems that you have provided UVDeviant access to an Utherverse profile that does not match your current account.

Please , and then log back in with the correct account.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[C:98929221,D:97708179]

user Brns_Tgres_GDVA 98929221 says she is logging into beta using her RLC credentials so not sure if there is a glitch or she is being stoopid.

she might be logging into the second account instead of the first

that might be the thing

she has a 2nd account?

oh do u mean the other person who had wardrobe transfer issues? thats resolved now, this is a diff person.

oh, yah

we're on two different

...yah

can't think

i'm just on about a diff user who is having issues loggin into her beta wardrobe. probably user error but she says it isnt bla bla.

ok, got info

she signed in with the RLC account tgres1 (97708179)

so, yah...her error

good man

we need to invent a capcha system for sending support mail. But instead of typing in something like OUYTGJH, we make them to type in the sum of random numbers like 36 + 72. That should effectivelly eliminate the dumbs

cant we just shoot them?

thats Sug's job

pffft she always gets the best jobs

one user, who had a mark was trying to tell me that they made the tattoo themselves 100% and it wasnt copyright or couldnt be found anywhere else in the world. so i checked it out and it was a tinkerbell tatt.

sum capcha for upload too

why would someone say that to me tho? i mean they obviously got it off the net. i despair of some ppl.

the mind boggles

they think we are dumb like they are

we are the elite, we are like nasa.

bleuuugh off to work today. 12 more hours of driving. and i miss my beloved man utd coz they are playing tonight

whaddup homies

I AM HAPPY MAN TODAY!

thats wuddup

( )

assphinxtersayswhat

who? you?

do u get many uk shows out in the us?

don't have a television, nor cable

just BBC world news, and Mr. Bean on Public Access last i knew

have u seen gaylords say no

is that a show?

very clever, the force is strong in u

i bet saki woulda fell for that

why yes, it is

i'm sure she would've been speculative as well

u should look up "an idiot abroad" 2nd series has just started over here.

ah? is it a canadian that's the idiot abroad?

nah its a british bloke who is sent around the world by his employers. and this guy hates doing anything so they make him do everything. u'll love it.

ah

i'm loving the Honk Kong exchange rate. in the last 3 months, the money you pay me has gone from £390 to £420 pounds. Keep that economy going Saki, i want that money to go higher and hgher.

not bad at all woot!!!

can u see if this users account is confirmed. he is saying hte confirmation link isnt working, evern after sending him a new one

the email address is not confirm yet

is he sending support mail by that email?

by that email yes, not by the account

so, i see the euro is gettin' weak, huh?

so it looks like we can manually confirm his email, which I am going to do now

alright its done

thanks, and thankfully uk isnt in the euro.

so, you back from vacation? i forgot how long cyprus was supposed to be.

are you on drugs? i came back late august. i've been to poland since lol

oh, ok

makes sense, i suppose

do me a favour and double check i'm not going crazy pls

is this a registered uvd account?

98718293

checkin'

mr_spicy, apparently

so why cant i find him in admin or wardrobe transfer?

cause he's not there

he's not a registered UVD user, nor with the ID#

ok thats all i need to know, cheers

ditto spitto

( ditto Spitta )

c'est la vie

( that's life )

OI, it says i have 4294967295 sales of Urban30 Baggy lol

o_O

really?

been deletin', removin' stuff?

nah, i say they are genuine sales so wheres maaaa rays boyo

times by 45 rays = 193273528275 haha

i guess i got some numbers to ... fix

is designer gifting working. mine wont seem to gift to anyone

says gift is sent but no rays taken or gifts sent.

dunno

morning peeps

hey stavvy

morning to you, wow you woke up early

yep, ned more sleep

hey

how are you stavvy?

good good, and u?

not bad myself

you working now?

just at home doing some niche stuff

nice

have you see the new catalogue?

hopefully it will be done within 2 weeks...

send me the link

the store/designer search area is so much better now

I really like it

and the floating text above, we were testing that we can make advertisement like that

holy batman, that looks awesome

gonna put link product to facebook and twitter as well, if they use those media for advertisement

now how does the more from this designer work? is that random or can the designer select which 5 randoms they want to display to a particular listing.

no, the more info is to show what the outfit contain, like sexclothing torse etc

like what we currently have in the existed catalogue

gonna put in customer review as well

but only customer who bought the outfit can write review

i mean the other listings it shows from that designer.

it is random

ok

btw i am on the toilet. it fucking stinks. u r so lucky ur not here living with me.

wtf is rong with you ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

where is that punching emoticon now

hey, i thought we were all family. share stuff and all that.

if truth be told i am having health issues in the toilet department. but wont go into detail.

hey whats going on?

of course I wanna know

you mean seriously, or you're playing me again...

been bleeding alot, gonan see doctor tomorrow.

ow man, yeah great idea to see the doctor

hope you get well soon >___<

i'll survive, i think its the chinese meal i had on friday. typical that its something chinese to make me ill.

hahahahahahahahahah

talking about chinese meal, I finally tried what it is called chinese buffet in here

its not that bad, at least it give me a break from all the meats and breads in here

eating out in here also very expensive hey...forcing me to consider cooking

ur a woman , u should be cookng already.

nah its not my nature

I'd rather have someone to be my guinea pig to try my cooking until they are good, before I eat them myself

its in your genes, all women are good at cooking.

but like everything that I do, eventually I'll be a great cook

i got an ipad2 btw, it rocks.

OMG I SO WANT THAT

still using iphone 3

download the app "akinator". its awesome.

download manga rock, you can read unlimited amount of manga

manga sucks

pffft

hentai is better

well technically hentai is manga

manga = comic, hentai = porn

ok well u read the comics, i'll watch the porn

pfft just looking into akinator

akinator hd

looks kinda dumb

trust me, its awesome. it will guess every character you are thinking of, even hentai ones.

lol

seems like the maker is the genius, since he/she must enter the correct questions and lead them to the correct direction

so how is life with roomie?

yeah its going well. he;s been working lates this week so not seen much of him.

nice

akinator jsut guessed ron jeremy correctly. its awesome.

lol

another friend of mine just moved to London for master degree

london is the place to be

yeah, I still really want to visit there sometime

u been saying that for years now

yeah I know :<

well everything has its time

pffft u visit every other country first

i need some haribo

well get some

I want some wonton, I mean real wonton

your bleeding out your ass? your colon ok?

probably just got piles

allllllllllllllllllright signing off

are you sure you don't have any lower intestine damage? you should get an exploratory check up your rectum

pfft, she's not signing off

thats what piles is lol getting it checked tomoz

initesting plus feaces = bloody feaces

i thought piles was what you made when you had bloody stool

i blame the chinese meal i had

yus, i read that

when u want him to read an email, nothing....but talk about bloody feaces and he's reading 100 words a minute.

>.>

new cat looking awesome dude

eh, blame her

i've got a remote viewing application and website to make

what ever that meant

it's basically a program that people can run that'll stream what they are seeing in UV on a website for others to see

right, so if i am doing you up the arse in bordello, i can stream that to where for who to see?

yup

or if i'm running an event and people want to see it before entering, then bonus

or if i'm designing a zaby, and people want to watch me or someone wants to check my status every now and then...

cool, and this streams to where tho?

deviant

cool so we'll have like our own profiles on uvd?

....dunno about that yet

still actually debating against that

at least, the current design

sounds fucking, friggin, felacio awesome.

might be

hows the 3d model coming along?

devcelopment is paused

since i really don't have the manpower nor testing for continuing it

its a shame, its a powerful tool to have which uvc already has.

i couldnt' find an example, really

of UVC's tool, and i spent a good 3 hours looking, too

an auto pic taking program would be good tho. like UC had. would make the catalogue entries look the same and could possibly eliminate refunds due to bad pic taking etc etc.

so, ....i don't get it

what dont u get

where to find this pic taking program

i dunno, where would have sexyone got it from?

i thought it was a 3d preview

or something, on the UV Catalog

when ever u published an outfit, UC would take a pic of front view, back view and side view then place it all as one image. u would then edit if u like, host and put in your bulleis etc etc. on the UC catalogue it would show up automatically for you.

u remember

loads peeps put them in uvd when transferring over to uvd

when uc went tits up the first time

i still have some from my early entries but edited with the niche logo

ok, cause people telling me that the 3d preview i was making was exactly like what UC has

well the default pose UC had looked the same. but thats what the rlc model looks like. what they really mean is it look slike rlc model. which duhhh, it is.

mmk

once published, the UC catalogue would auto update and ur new entry would show up with that pic, white background and UC logo. the other stuff i added for UVD cat.

UC catalogue wasnt an active one btw, it just showed your entries. u still had to buy in world.

ok, cool

ipad 2 is awesome. i got it to help me enhacne my uvd working experience. so i'll put the invoice on expenses

can u check if this is a registered or pending registered uvd account pls

93315713

still need it checked?

yes pls

a user sent an email asking where her rays are that she deposited with a screenshot showing the rays had deposited and that she had spent them already.

I dont understand

she said she doesnt see her ray deposit in her UVD account, but yet have spent them already?

yup she even sent a screenshot which showed the rays had been deposited and she had spent them already.

???

it seems like the problem is in her head, not with us?

the problem is "she's fucking retarded"

To whom it may concern,

I added the following amount to my UV Deviant account but it did not actually add the 40.00 to the account.

UVDeviant

PrettyOlivia

40.00

2011-10-17 23:23:03

Rays added:737701168

I attempted to add this several times, several different ways.

Next I added 17.00 and my account did take it. I would like the 40.00 to be added back to my account as well as the refund for the Lipstick that I returned that was "unavailable" and would not let me apply it to my avatar. Thank you very much for your assistance. --PrettyOlivia

UVD On Hold Balance

®0.00

UVD Unused Balance

®17.94

UVDeviant

PrettyOlivia

17.00

2011-10-18 00:26:02

Rays added:737711747

PisicutaBaby

PrettyOlivia

-16.50

2011-10-18 00:04:10

Purchase from Catalogue | 3695394

Evrasia lipstick

Nikol_OTG

PrettyOlivia

-16.50

2011-10-17 23:46:04

Purchase from Catalogue | 3695373

Urbania 26 Earrings

SableBlu

PrettyOlivia

-7.70

2011-10-17 23:42:09

Purchase from Catalogue | 3695369

Double Gold Chain Necklace

UVDeviant

PrettyOlivia

40.00

2011-10-17 23:23:03 Rays added:737701168

even the trans ID matches lol

she must think that we dont know how to do math just like her

i just think she's retarded. she isnt clever enough to think.

this is why i honestly believe that men should be allowed to hit some women jsut the retarded ones tho.

they serve no purpose to human life

pffft some men are just as dumb as her

they deserve to have no penis

sup stav-dawg

!!!!!

how's the working goin?

n stuffalicious stud stuff?

same ol same ol, taking a coupla days off to recharge tho.

YUS!

MOAR ABOOOZ!

ok, so when do you go back to the ol' road?

i got today off so back in tomorrow for the week

o...okies

did 51 dockets last week. personal record sir.

its tiring tho. drains ya

dam roomie trying to get me onto WOW

orly?

that's a naughty thing to do

he's making me install it onto the lappy and given me a 10 day free pass to try it out

he doesn't have to make you do anything

....if you have to choose a server, let it be Ravenholdt

when you got 5 mins to pop into RLC, gimmie a buzz

soz, was out

u still need me?

possibly

hey, guess what?

what?

am messaging ya'll from the shitter

stinks in here

YUS!

i wish we had 4D so u could smell this

/bow

Greetings

Eetings

All's good?

yup, footy manager 2012 came out today so skiving off work

ah, noice

whats cracklaking with u

just relaclaling

lol very good

any news on the release of the new catalogue

some, but not much

the girl got back in contact with the italian flash dude

she's been working with him on the instore windows, which is supposed to use the new catalogue

so, just pending "whatever more he needs" kind of stuff

but the catalogue can be released before the windows right?

it's be cool for both

cant wait to see it.

me too

u see it all the time, but in the raw naked form of 110101010001010110101011101010101010

the way u like it

o.O! that's smexy as hell

put the tissue down dude

i still dont see the textures on dat disputes unless i click on them

actually not even if i click on them now

mmmmmmmk

some do work when i click on them. but i wanna be able to see em without having to click

well

they are just sexy like that

for the first time in my lifffffeee, i feel lurrrrve

I Love Lamp

wut?

you heard me

mmmmmmmmmmmmk

dnt you mmmmmmmmmmmmmmk me, me laddo

howdy peeps

how deeeeeeeeeee!

whats occuring

hiya

nuttin'

weekend relaxin'

i think i shoudl get a company car. i was thinking a mercedes clk amg so i can get to work and back quicker so i have more time to do uvd stuff.

mmk

in the long run (about 50 years) if will pay for itself. a great investment.

approved

ok how about a hooker for the evening on uvd expensis. u gotta work with me here boss(es)

coz i need company in my new car

I guess we can afford a female cat

pfffft. so u know guys, end of this months is my 6 months probation period with uvd. are you gonan sack me or keep me on coz i am awesome?

we'll determine that at your probation

we have everyone here today and i have some extra lube on me, so let the probabtion commence.

thats such a gay invitation

u love it

tons of ray transfer emails, but seems like they've sorted themselves out

check out the uvd catalogue page, see if its spread out to the far right like its showing for me.

some douche break my catalogue again

wasnt me

why would ppl want to put so many _ in the outfit name

totally retarded

kick their ass asian stylee

i'm gonan take down empress lyns listings. not even got a proper cat pic.

we're taking down all of lolita70 catalogue entries, can you send her an email from UVTexture hotmail to notify her about that, that she need to fix all of her catalogue name before put them back on

ok

but it look ok in the new catalogue:

http://www.uvdeviant.com/?page=36

new cat rocks

i'm suprised as well

cool, catalogue back to normal, yayyy

the new cat held it up good

it sure did

it held up like a powerful viagra pill

can u check trans ID 739383810 for user 93877604 pls. cant find it on their uvd account. sum of 24 rays they transferred from their account to uvd account

what does "buy ban" mean. its an error message i get trying to do a wardrobe transfer. does this mean this person is nawwwty?

gimmie a bit

buy ban means that the person has a purchase ban on the catalogue

and that means the account can't be transferred

since it would show as a new name, and the designer would be somewhat confused

and possibly remove the buy ban

it's a proactive approach at people trying to get to an outfit

so anyone with a buy ban is fudged?

yup

what if the deisgner is just being an ass?

they can be an ass

just like a customer can be an ass

i know, but it affects their wardrobe transfer is the issue.

it's not an issue

it's just that they shouldn't have a wardrobe transfer if they attempted to buy stuff and then a designer flags them as a bad buyer

hmmmm. i'm just worried if lets say cara hates sugs. cara buy bans sugs coz she is jealous that sugs has nicer breasts than her. sugs changes profiles but can no longer do a wardrobe transfer.

right

boobs....shouldn't win lots

ok i'll tell the user they cant do a wardrobe transfer then

3rd time lucky

AH!

there be da rub

speaking of pritate talk. any chance you chould change my password on superadmin page. delboy.ibe.sire.matey gahhh whatever it is is hard to remember.

lol

it's hardcoded in there

i thought u might do something like that

that just means the security is that good for something so awesome

i must admit, it is awesome. dont have to bug you two anymore with uvd support mail issues.

that does make my job very lonely now though

awwwwwwwwwwww

you know you can always bug us here

(us mean M)

he likes it tho

well you guys are same sex afteral, share same dirty sense of humor

thats slander. now apologise and get naked.

what he said

pardon any puns we may say too

pfffft, such a dirty "birdie" (pardon the pun)

ok, limitless is ready to watch. cat ya laters peepies

have fun

something to relax with:

http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/comedy-central-presents/season-5/comedy-central-presents-zach-galifianakis/#clip300289

If you got 30 minutes, can you do some clicks on http://www.uvdeviant.com/?page=36 to test the catalogue browsing with the categories and designer combinations?

when u click the individual tabs at the top. lets say "occasion" for instance. the drop down menu appears, but there is no option to have "all" outfits that are listed under occasion appear. u have to select a sub link to change screen.

yeah we eliminate that and go directly to sub links

does that mean you have eliminated it from th designer publish process? because if a designer chooses occasion, seasons, region wears and special event but no sub link, then their outfits wont show up on the catalogue when doing a basic search.

the new my UVTStyle page is what we are also working on now

coz we have to include choice for legacy/new style avatar, clothing lines, and other goodies to match the new catalogue

so yeah in the new page, designer wont able to choose the main category anymore

ok coolies. will old entries be affected?

not much at all, for the legacy/new style, all old entries will be automatically made into legacy entry. If it is actually a new style entry, they just have to change it by themselves

other than that, its the category thing, if they only use main category before, then they have to select the sub category for their entries to show up

ok cool, at least i know for any future support mails on the subject.

btw for every day my payment is late, M has to let me bum him. with no lube. deal?? shake on it

pffft

still no email back from my bank..idk how much they charge me for the fail transfer (which I still believe is their fuck up), I'll initiate another transfer tomorrow

banks are useless. and no, you cant watch me bum M you sick fetish asian lady.

but thats why you tell me about it, you want to be watched

dammit, she figured me out

what does this mean regarding beta wardrobe?

We're sorry, but we cannot seem to correctly read the Avatar information. This could be due to some bad data or expired authentication.

hmmm need M to determine that, he is not here now

ok, once i am done bumming him, he can work it out.

i'm meeting up with pinky_putty this weekend.

she's coming to london

woooo nice! who is she?

Asbo

and the girl i do twisted vintage with

thats awesome, so what it is between you guys?

nothing, she's fucking crazy. but she does have big breasts. maybe i'll get a tit wank.

>.>

its good for the skin

righttttttttttttt

omfg you lived w/ your parents? is it that really of a greek thing?

and...what's the temperature there?

and you just got online, so what's your beef

or bacon....they have bacon in the UK?

the brits invented bacon.

ok cool

so, do you have an extra bedroom?

and how much is rent?

and do you have cute neighbors?

and is the store nearby?

do you really drive on the left side of the road?

which airport is closest?

wtf!

i sleep on the couch lol, rent is 400 inclusive of everything, he is cute i suppose, we have a supermarket right nearby, yes we do, errrm city airport is closest.

ok, cause N wants to move to your area

and we were lookin' for places around ya

its cool here, close to neighbouring towns and not far from up london.

temperature is?

today about 15% C. but it'll get colder closer to christmas. not canada cold tho.

mmk

wait, you busy now?

not right now

free as a bird

mmk, i was just talkin' with N about moving to UK from Canada/US, but she's now AFK

dewit dewit

unsure yet...last time we looked for "vacation" purposes things were overly expensive to do

how much is renting in canadia right now

i can't convert between CA$ and Euros

firstly we dont do euros, and secondly, just tell me, i can work it out.

o? no euros?

pounds and pence

you still use those archaic british-type pounds and penis?

brb,

is this the longest smoke in the world?

sort of

waitin' for her to get back from her walk

enjoying some oolong as well

about to go out for another

plus, my mom called so that conversation lasted too long

the give birth to ya and expect the world hey

yah, i knows

i keep telling my mum that i'm more famous than jesus and you never saw mary complaining about her son.

that's how they are

made me some vodka blood punch cocktails. woweeeeeeeeeeeeeee this stuff is strong.

blood punch?

yeah, haloween theme punch. u know what punch is right? fruit juices, fruit pieces and shit loads of vodka in a big bowl. u dip your punch glass into the big bowl, and drink away.

mk

i'n using like cranberry juice, raspberry juice, berries pieces and vodka for the blood theme

right, expecting visitors to drink my blood punch. will be on later tonight if ya wanna chat. emails all upto date so it should be a quiet night

mmk

u need to get back to work boyo

/flex

i don't have my computer to....do more work with

it's terribly complicated, and involves the fact that i am currently banned from entering one country

i get it, hacker bans

...how do you know?

only hackers get banned from countries.

that be awsum

can u check this user 93827985 trans id 741959089 170 rays. claims he bougt a skin but cant find it.

gonna have to wait for the girl on this one

i don't have the URLs...

okerly dokerly. my bit is done here tho

mmk, good work

it's sorta chaotic here with everything that's happenned in the last week

yeah i heard. crazy huh. i was comforting and told saki to watch out for grizzly bears.

lol....

they don't exist much here...

more or less the common deer

mmmm deer

have u seen paranormal activity?

the film that is

yus

i have seen the first one

watch the 2nd one. its very good.

its actually a parallel prequel to the first

i heard the second one is crap

the third one be much bettah

2nd one is awesome

it must be awesome over there cause they don't do that kind of stuff in england >.>

f'k, your offline now

and it took me THAT long to come up with that

you're too slow for the stav'sta

yus, i am

ok i fucked up a wardrobe transfer. think i sent it to the wrong account. which is wierd coz i didnt think you could send a wardrobe transfer to an account that wasnt owned by the user. i put the email into your box saki. is it possible for you to send back the outfits? i gotta go work, but will be back later if u need more info.

can't undo a wardrobe transfer

uh oh, so what do we do?

unsure. most of the records regarding puchasing, etc, are transferred in a wardrobe transfer as well

i thought the system woulda come up with a system error if i tried to transfer a wardrobe from one user account to a different ip one? otherwise we could have some users trying it on.

howdy

we need to credit 61 rays to UVID [93734598] / _MaisieD_

this is the "Below 1 ray" bug that IS NOW fixed, and confirmed fixed. She made 61 sales at ~1 ray, but all her items are now offline. I've counted her sales and confirmed them

93370292

Howdy

12:24pm howdy

17:26 Hrs hows it going?

hows sundays shift?

didnt go in the end. so been out, came back, going back out again.

well, that's interestin'

yup, esp the food i ate earlier from the toby cavery. big fuck off roast.

anyways, got a plan. well my flat mate has a plan.

read carefully before i go out.

to get a flat, for only 6 months, and two of the tennants not be uk residence, in a short space of time is nigh on impossible fromt he ringing around i done. so my flat mate suggests this. he moves into his mums for 6 months, i stay sleeping on the sofa, u guys have his room, its got internet set up, its got full cable set up, fully furnished, ready to move in whenever u want and can leve after 6 months. this for 900 a month. so 3 ways = 300 a month which includes all utulities. so at that price and conditions i think its perfect.

....gotta convince her, i suppose... she might need pictures

i'll take some during the daytime tomorrow and skype em on over for her to see. its a very nice flat. the price is excellent and the conditions suitable to your situation.

YEAH pictures!

tomorrow for sure, when its lighter.

the earlier we see pictures, and (*bonus*) floorplan with (*double bonus*) actual dimensions in meters and (*omfg bonus*) feet, then we can decide

especially pictures of the room. most likely (due to non-ethnic related mannerisms) we might be moving things around to make room for new stuff, and/or stuff

and, what's your address?

I know your on

you GIVE ME YOUR VOICE!

watching tv with the flat mate. we'll talk tomorrow. i'll give u all the info and pics u need.

well, i've got the girl too

so, we can discuss real quick

like, 10 minutes

television can wait

but then flat mate cant hear tv if i am talking silly.

well, if your flat mate wants to get an answer soon, i suggest he ..,....umm

come on, man

it's RARE enough to get her AND you on

ok call

13 Milbank Way

SE12 8EF

London

stav

yo

yo

brb

sent the pics earlier. my flat mate took them coz i had to leave the house early when it was dark. i sent them to the asian one.

she's not around yet, so i havent' seen 'em yet

okerly dokerly. i got one more job at 4pm then will be back after that for the evening.

mmk

dont mmmk me

mmk

I will smash your face into a car windscreen then take your mother Dorothy heick out for a seafood dinner and NEVER call her again.

mmk

sounds great

thats the greatest line in a movie hey

mmmmk, more waitin' on pictures

i'll send em her eif u want.

beer me?

speak english

"send em her eif u"

... send them..

her eif u

she....if eu

crown...if european union

....send them crown if european union want?

its the right spelling just not in the right order

zero sleep here...was up all night

brb

ok, so it basically goes living room->kitchen/laundry->watercloset->bedroom

and between them all is the outside door

or...door to hallway

well, i give it a thumbs up, cept for the lack of a picture of the bathroom

i'll leave it up to the girl, but i've got my verdict

i'm gonna take a nap, i'll bbl

laters

looks comfortable

i just sent bathroom pics

no pictures of the bathroom :<

open ur squinty eyes and look up

pffft opening them now

the pictures I mean

bathroom is ok

omg look at all those men products 0_0

look closer and u will see femanine roll on an moisturiser lol

and I thought I was bad...

your friend or you use feminine roll? 0_0

i do

where are you now?

at the flat

you shows as offline here

dam skype, keeps doing it to me

hahaha

imma call you

ok should how up as online now

ok, so starting' to sublet with you would mean we would be responsible for the current month.

well pro rata, but if the asian one isnt coming till 1st dec its 2 ppl (you and me) subletting prorata for this month. means i have to pay a bit more than i usually do. if u both came early at the same time it would be better.

right, so we'll need to cover the £600 on arrival for november, and an additional £600 for december

sounds about right. not sure. pro rata 600 this month i think u mean. i still think the 1st is best. only 20 days away, nice fresh new month and another reason i cant think of right now.

i'm lost

me too. ok, start again. how does 1st of dec sound?

can't be done, i've got to be out of the US ASAP

ahh right, ok what date did u want to do?

friday

but it'd be nice if nancy was here to talk too, she's just travelling back to the Falls

she told me she wanted to come on the first.

but let me message me flat mate quickly. tell him about fri.

hold up on the message there

ok

at least until she gets back here to update in discussing

okerly dokerly. ok let hypothetical u come on fri.

the problem i see is the cost and how to work it out.

ur good at numbers so u do it.

assuming pro-rata rent and arrival on friday (11th), it's just £380 due on arrival

ok sounds about right.

well, yeah

it is...

brb

enjoy

not really enjoyable, cept for the fact that it's a beautiful 18 degrees out...

btw i bought MW3 today. friggin awesome

...mw => Mechwarrior?

not so much

Modern Warfare?

ofc

not big with the current first person-shooter genre

its smashing it up since release

so what did u do this time to be deported from the US?

it was something i did as a 20 year old, considered a Misdemeanor crime in the US with upwards to 3 months in jail, but in canada the "Equivalent" crime could lead up to 10 years

yeah that the reason u cant get in canada, is that also why u gotta leave the us?

it's the prime reason i can't get back into canada, but not the reason that i have to immediately leave the US

ok, well that was my original question lol come on, what did u doooooo?

i made nancy sad

omg, so thats what facepalm means.

we are go fly for friday buddy

not sure yet...haven't heard from her

she'll be fine. she was the one who told me about it yesterday.

i don't have the ticket nor the capital to get it yet

someones gonna have to sell his pretty ass on queens boulevard me thinks.

yah, prolly

its worth 5 dollar at least

i was thinkin' 6.50

there's a recession dude. the market is falling out of pretty white guys asses.

WOTTT

can u check this trans ID for user chyra pls

739383810

that is the trans ID? it doesn't exist in the database...

we need a screen shot

btw, about the london thing, M is worry that you will unable to pick him up during the weekdays. Can you give us the time/date that is convenience for you to pick us up?

need this to be sort out before we click to book those tickets

i can pick him up anytime

i put the email in your box, it has screenshots of the trans ID

give me a time soon tho. so i know how to manage my day tomorrow.

well, it's looking like the arrival is around the 12th

not sure yet, looking for good cheap tickets

ahh ok so sunday

or sat if i could do dates

or now, the 13th, i'm currently pricing

ok, departure looking at 12th, arrival around 13th

but before i book, i need to know if 13th around noon is good for you?

sure, thats good

is that both of you or just the american hacker coming on sun?

just me, then her later on

she's got lots of packing, a lease to complete, and money to get back

ahh so she's a shylock

mmk

just booked it, looking like an arrival on the 13th at approximately 11:40am from Dublin, Ireland via Air Lingus Flight #158

wow so ur going from usa to ireland then uk.

to what airport in london?

Gatwick

wait wait

Heathrow

LHR

*whew*

terminal?

unsure yet, i'd say the International One

okerly dokerly

ok off to work, email me if u need any info stevennicolaou@aol.com

mmk

o.O

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3923026/Mum-died-in-NHS-do-not-resuscitate-note-blunder.html

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goddamn tranlator

good ol NHS

yes, yes, they are

at least u get them for free when u come over. so if they fuck up it didnt cost you anything

actually, i don't

according to UK immigration, all "visitors" are responsible for medical care, cash-in-hand payment

ok off to work, laters

omfg you actually DO THIS in britian! FUN FUN FUN FUN!

http://www.inquisitr.com/158305/cops-hunt-cat-swinger-appalling-animal-abuse-caught-on-tape-video/

mmk, so we've got my pickup, but the girl wants to depart soon wtih an arrival during the week. I understand you work during the week, so is it possible Mon-Fri, or should we plan a saturday arrival for her?

STAV

nicolaou

what is your cell phone number? if anything happen we can reach to you

sat woud be better unless its an evening weekday pick up which i can do.

hola

he already booked the ticket

Any of these names familiar to you Stav?

i think he's talking about YOUR pickup

o

and is that a cell, or the house?

and your here, and now your gone

I am still waiting on my landlord's call for the return of deposits thing

i'm still here

ah, ok.... so is that cell or landline

or is that the number in the bentley?

mobile, as we call it her ein the uk

mmk

and i need a recent photo

so i can jump you and be like "OMFG GREEK!"

do you know how M looks like?

pfft, anyone can smell an american from 5000 km away

yeah i know, but dont worry, i am a driver for a living, so i'll have a name board that says "Mr A Lynx"

LOL

LOL

i have a name board prepared for "Stavros"

i planned to walk out with it

make it "M-kun"

which terminal was it ?

the international one?

i'm not sure, really...i've been in 18 airports

how many terminal are there

and Heathrow is my 20th

so, lemme check

there are 5 terminals

LOL

seems ALL incoming from Dublin is to Terminal 1

if you are not sure, go to the arrival hall and then check the TV thingy. It will tell you which terminal his plane land at

Flight EI158

Arrival 11:40am

Bring flowers and chocolate

and a 6-pack of good burlesque girls

you sounds like a girl

we still didn't discuss money

give me all of it

and you type onces every minute

money when I arrive

errm, well pro rata from sunday now i suppose lol

ok, she'll have to give that up

she runs the cash

BUT

it's good to know when we can get her flight booked

cause we can book it now, just need to know when you can be avail for us to Bro it to the airport again

ok, lets do dis then. gimme some dates and possible times.

...only if your gonna be on for, like, another hour?

or two?

yeah i am here, gotta upload an outfit for niche and ting

I am looking to depart in between 17-19

oh yeah, but she's waiting on landlord to give MOAR $$$ back

is those dates ok for you? I should be arrive a day after my departure

19th would be good if u could manage that

ok I'll check with the landlord to see if we can get it done quick

could you do anytime before in case monday goes REALLY well?

i can do anytime if need be.

what is the best arrival time for you, 9:25am or 1:00pm

LOL w00t!

earlier the better coz it avoids traffic

earlier than...lunchtime?

like, 8am bad, noon bad, 5pm bad?

9.25 am then

what she said

your the bawss

mmk, she knows which flight to do then

cool magic beans

yes

JELLY BEAN!!

speaking of exactly that: You'll be able to pick me out or something?

...

he said he will

i know, i just want to make sure

wtf M

WTF S!

and i'll have a name board. and i'll probably be the biggest person there lol

GARFIELD!!

in that case, it shouldn't be a problem to find you from dublin, then?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo snap

prolly the only one i'll care to get in

burrrrnnnn

afterwards, it'll just be babble shit

ithink the roomie is coming with me too. unless i get a job out to heathrow early in the morning then i'll be alone.

that's cool

ROOMIE COME FOR BROMANCE TOO

too bad me cannot watch

it's "smell", not "watch"

she gets these words mixed up all the time

swords fight

all those testosterone

no crossing of swords on my watch. unless we get really drunka nd use the toilet at the same time. cant help that really.

three guys and flatulance in a car for an hour

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

that'll give you a reason to cry

:3

well, i should be present in 24 hours

yeah, not long to go huh. britain here you come.

i'll be sure to exchange my dollars for those euros y'all have

the man has euros on the brain

....pun?

euros -> eros?

eros -> greek god of boner?

nope, its pounds and pence silly billy

greek god of boner -> M

M -> euros

it's a LOVE SQUARE!

screw triangles, squares are the new norm

everytime u spend our money you have to sing the national anthem.

oh!!! canaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaa!!!

we *mumble* something *mumble*

growwwwww *mmmmmfh* queeeeeeeeeeen

i suppose i'll have to youtube it

its all about the queen. we shoulda used rule britannia. much better.

i'll just bow and go "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrghh!"

you do that. so u get to drive in a fancy electric prius huh. bet you feel special.

so, i assume the windows will be up, since you only turn the car when you stick your hands out...am i correct?

oh thats the g whiz peice of shit. and yes, we have an electric car actually called the g whiz. google it N, you'll think its cute.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I think I see one around

i've never actually seen one myself. just on tv when they take th episs out of it.

I can really ride that

plenty of room for a small asian lol

UVD coming to England. cool huh

we're making our office there

k time for me to sleep! talk to you guys soon

well if i dont alk to ya today M, see ya on the flip side.

YUS!

SLIP FIDE!

look out for the name board "A Lynx"

>.>

finally, my chance to really use the whip and bug you both to work work work. gonna feel like hitler. cant wait.

me too

w/o the whip

but a greek hitler, that'll be epic

except he has a real big bushy moustache and not the child molesting gay one hitler had.

>.>

and when ur both over we will have a night out eating and drinking with my friends. to welcome ya into the country.

excellent, assuming there isn't anything to do

http://www.wimp.com/prankcall/

this is why i'm going through dublin

too much time on hands. you will be disciplined as from sunday onwards.

funny call tho

it's epic

"Fill your boots, man"

demolition company or joke factory lol

btw, next monday evening, UVD board meeting. 8pm. be there.

i might be drunk that night, so i'm calling in sick ahead of time

i'll brew up some carte noir

in american that means "i'll make some cwaaarrrfeeeee"

ah ok

i could see you googling the crap out of my sentence.

naaaaaaaah

seriously i could see it. i got a cam set up in your room....and your bathroom.

i'm at my moms.... >.>

awww he is being looked after by mommy

yup, she's watchin the car and driving me to the airport

let me guess. the car is an................."oldsmobile"?

Jeep

like a cherokee?

yes

trying to freak you out with my limited american knowledge of things. i dont think its working.

nope.... lol

i shouda said "110100101 100100011010 1010100111 10101069"

o.O

100% understood

ok gotta do some shopping, get the flat ready for ya bla bla. see ya at heathrow tomoz. if u need me email me on stevennicolaou@aol.com and i'll receive it on my fone. when u land and u need me, call me on +447809 625262

adioso

mmk

burrrrp

i could hear that from the airport

i hope it didnt ground all flights

so far, so good

good man. 11:40am, terminal one, heathrow. i bought some bacon in so you can have a bacon sandwich when we get back.

stav! you must have fax!

or else we can't move business there!

/flex

do you have a fax machine?

i dont have a fax machine.

i have scanner/printer

do you know where you can help M find a fax machine?

YUS! so i can FAX MY BALLS!

airport wifi ftw

that was disgusting M

it's almost xmas time anyways

/slap

post office will let u fax. unless u have fax software then u can just fax from your laptop

'tis the season to spread a little ding-a-ling

mmk, sounds cool

alright, so when M arrive, he will need to get to the post office asap

nonono

i'll need to get to pen and paper asap

after he arrange the time with my landlord tho

then to post office

>.>

ok we'll go to the post office on the way back. i need to get a passport photo taken myself actually.

saki, sent u email. possible wardrobe transfer not working properly.

I thought you can do wardrobe transfer thingy?

this one i fucked up, M transferred it back to the original user but he says all new codes show up as pink in world.

yah, me too

ya know...

well yeah...it is considered as a new wardrobe transfer, he received all the new codes, there is no way to undo it

coz the generated codes are random

he says the new codes are pink tho as he has been trying to re cordinate his wardrobe.

now that's interesting

yeah thats interesting

not really. but hey, i dunno what else to suggest to him.

have you try his codes?

how can he?

there is no wayz!

yeah, how can i? lol

ask the new codes from him?

more or less

find out the outfit

i thought there was a trick or something

that people could move things around or something

i dunno. i'm done with him tbh. asks toooo many questions.

YUS!

there are some ppl u simply cannot help

FREE SUPPORT GOOD!

LTOS FEREEEEE BAAAD!

lets charge him 100 rays per support request from now on.

hmmm

now lets not get crazy

anyways. M gets british bacon sandwiches tomorrow. he will feast like a king.

i am a king

i am so much a king

they call me

"The Whopper"

or, in french, "The Royale with Cheese"

dude

I tried the raw bree cheese yesterday, it tasted like puke

pls dont get pulp fiction wrong or i will have to kick yo ass

mmmmmmmmmmmmm bree

its good to cook with sauce, but not in the raw version

dunno how the frenchy eat it with breads

bree is too bland for my tastebuds

stilton is disgusting

bellend cheese is the best

when u come to england saki, u have to ask for bellend cheese when u get to the cheese counter.

...

how good it is?

you can snack it?

yeah, i would say its a snacking cheese.

u can get alot of bellend cheese for free which is even better

ow why free?

cause it's "aged", and "old", and "stale"

you forgot a bit crusty

now me hungry

and i'm tired

you no sleep?

he so horny

SWORD FIGHT SOON

two men, two swords, one toilet.

i no sleep

no sword fights.....

baka sama

yus, baka sama kamu

LOL

stupid with me huh

orly?

haik!

bukake

CHOP SUEY!

ew stavy, why am I no surprise

u would be ewww even more if u knew what bellend cheese was

M is searching it now

.......

ok I am not gonna eat anything you give me, seems dangerous

bell - end

nonono, not searching

i knows

gettin' on the jetplane soon

so i'm gettin' packed

have fun

i do

i so do

you have no idea

what it's like to be tuna in a can

i'm out

mmmm tuna

in Dublin OK, it's really green here.

according to itinerary, i depart here at 10:20am to Heathrow, etc etc etc

so, gonna go stare at all the green here

and apparently, dublins 1 hour behind stav....wierd

hello u in dublin, hope customs dont get ya

whens the catalogue gonne be done? chop chopstick

go play with a catnip-encrusted ball there, garfield

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Breakfast time chop chop

STIFFY

OM NOM NOM

Now u r allowed in the front room

lol

when r u going out?

Having the day off, but want sausaaaaaage now pls x

ok wait until we finish the boss here

and then I'll come out

Ok, finish off M then get out here

Sausaaaaaaaage

ssshhhh or i will punish you both.

you cheeky barstards

fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

dinner = chinese, ok?

looks like utherverse, redlight center and virtual vancouver are down. So expect some uvd issues.

STIFFYYYYYYY is eating out tonight so don't cook for me pls x x

o o

okay, we will keep the fishball for another night

I'm out and about giving the ladies my "O" face.

that face you are making when you have difficulty pooping?

Change of plans, I will be home for fish balls

o

Hey buddy, we seem to be a bit shy on the hot water (or more-or-less near non-existant). I was curious if this is a unit-type thing that we could remedy here, or if it's a building-wide item.

ok, nevermind on that....it seems the hot water tap on the bathtub was on so we just have to wait for the heater to fill up now

Lol muppets

What's for dinner?

beef curry

or...to the mc donald

mcdonalds

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