• Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:14:01 PM
    Heyyyo! This is Jessie
  • M Heick 8/14/2017 11:14:02 PM
    Hi
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:14:02 PM
    or Jess or J... NOT JESSICA undefined
  • M Heick 8/14/2017 11:24:53 PM
    What is the color of blue?
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:24:54 PM
    So here's the dealio. I just got super fired, I'm about to lose my apartment, and I haven't smushed faces with someone in, like, a century. But today's the DAY yo! You and me are gunna turn it all around. You in?
  • M Heick 8/14/2017 11:25:46 PM
    Not really
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:25:46 PM
    Aw, come on! Help a girl out!
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:25:47 PM
    Today = BIZZAY. Gotta find a new place, help my bestie, then NAIL this job interview!!! undefined
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:29:40 PM
    Oop. Hang on a sec... at cafe, drink just came up.
  • M Heick 8/14/2017 11:29:41 PM
    but...
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:30:16 PM
    K, got my latte, got my laptop... gotta find a new apartamento!
  • M Heick 8/14/2017 11:34:36 PM
    yays!
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:34:36 PM
    I just CAN'T BELIEVE I'm getting kicked out of my apt undefined
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:34:37 PM
    Yah.
  • M Heick 8/14/2017 11:34:41 PM
    where ya gonna live at?
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:34:41 PM
    Roomie's about to have her 1st bby. Love her but mama grizzly doesn't want me near her cub...
  • M Heick 8/14/2017 11:34:47 PM
    what is a bby?
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:34:47 PM
    Can't blame her... wouldn't want me near an infant either.
  • M Heick 8/14/2017 11:34:52 PM
    you pregnant?
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:34:53 PM
    You got kids?
  • M Heick 8/14/2017 11:34:58 PM
    you are my kid
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:34:58 PM
    And, ya know, a PLACE TO LIVE.
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:34:59 PM
    I can't even THINK about kids! That requires some serious life skillz
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:34:59 PM
    Gahhh! OK. Laptop open. Where do I start?
  • M Heick 8/14/2017 11:35:04 PM
    Type up your story
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:35:04 PM
    OK. Gunna just hunker down and DO IT! I'll let you know when I find something. Talk to you later?
  • Jessie Humani 8/14/2017 11:38:35 PM
    Um. Hottie sighting undefined
  • M Heick 8/15/2017 10:31:35 PM
    I have a puppy dog named Sparkles
  • Jessie Humani 8/15/2017 10:31:36 PM
    Was eyeball deep in apt listings--glanced up--he was totes ogling me! Now can't concentrate!
  • M Heick 8/15/2017 10:31:49 PM
    You've been there for 24 hours?
  • Jessie Humani 8/15/2017 10:31:51 PM
    It looks like he's starting to pack up... what shud I do?!?
  • Jessie Humani 8/15/2017 10:32:04 PM
    ARG! I'm feeling so TORN... Talk to hottie or keep searching?
  • M Heick 8/15/2017 10:32:05 PM
    Stare at him like a stalker
  • M Heick 8/15/2017 10:32:11 PM
    Keep searching
  • Jessie Humani 8/15/2017 10:32:11 PM
    Really? But what if he's THE ONE n life is actually a romcom!! U sure?
  • Jessie Humani 8/15/2017 10:32:13 PM
    *cough* taskmaster *cough*
  • M Heick 8/15/2017 10:32:14 PM
    yes
  • Jessie Humani 8/15/2017 10:32:14 PM
    Damn why is clegslist such a black hole?!?
  • M Heick 8/15/2017 10:32:25 PM
    caue it is
  • Jessie Humani 8/15/2017 10:32:25 PM
    UGH yer telling me people actually find places to live on this?
  • Jessie Humani 8/15/2017 10:32:28 PM
    For realz? maybe theres hope.
  • M Heick 8/15/2017 10:32:29 PM
    ya
  • Jessie Humani 8/15/2017 10:32:29 PM
    Whatz yer living sitch?
  • M Heick 8/15/2017 10:32:36 PM
    I have hoes
  • Jessie Humani 8/15/2017 10:32:36 PM
    You like where you live?