gotcha

I would rather use this over yahoo

i've used this for years

like i said, primary method of communications

I have used it since I lived with you, but don't have a lot of contacts

ah....i totally didn't know about that

lol

fuck yah

that looks safe

couldn't pay me enough

you could use it to....fly with

aight, send it over using this

so, you can use the facilities at the VFD?

and bring a person as well?

yeah

your allowed to?

yes

really?

cause i don't believe it

yeah

ok

i believe it now

you ever seriously used linux?

like, not like back when you installed mandrake while living in your moms or something

but, like...seriously?

I have a desktop with Ubuntu on it

ok, what about the console?

have you ever used apt-get or yum

have you ever modified anything in /etc/rc.d or created your own runlevel?

nope

mmmmk

have you ever ./configure or make install?

nope

ok, you use ubuntu to play games?

um I used it for IRC

....IRC server?

or...like, to connect to efnet and troll #eyepwnnewbs

nope

coldfront.net and troll elsewhere

aight....that's basically it, huh?

open in VLC

better yet

watch the original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc

just stick with it...

lol wtf is up with throwing the brick on the floor >.>

IDK

eh, i don't give a fuck about it

haha batyote

lol, i don't give a chainsaw

yup, i was the 11 millionth view on that one

what sections did you say to read, I didn't keep a chat history with yahoo

documentation

english

"Getting Started"

"Language Reference"

There is a lot to read in Language Reference

yu[

*yup

lulz...don't know if you've seen this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w

lol

heading to bed, ttyl

yup

Morning

morning

afternoon

yup

whats up

trying to figure out how to listen to voicemail

Either put your phone up to your ear when it starts playing OR turn speaker phone on

o.O

Heredoc looks like it could get confusing after awhile

not if you have syntax highlighting

ok

http://www.wimp.com/thebrain/

something to watch with the girlfriend

what girlfriend

I have been single since Jan

o ok.....fine, watch it

I can't... not now at least

I would but someone suggested a lot of reading to me

o ok

what are you doing

makin' hot water, opening my mail, reading email, etc

Making hot water... doesn't come out of the faucet hot enough?

i use it for making tea, and no, it doesn't come out hot enough

I see

you ever seen mr. bean, the english series?

I think I have a over abundance of towels...

either you've had chicks that needed towels, or you don't do laundry often

I don't do laundry often, but I have 22 towels...

here, take 7 minutes outta your day and giggle

http://www.wimp.com/niceshow/

Ultimate wedding crasher?

he's the ultimate person

the ending was the best part

LMFAO

sup slut

you tell me gutter hole

damn me for having a shitty job!

A girl wants me to meet her at a bar and I have no fuckin money

o.O what bar? O.o what girl? o.0 she cheap? 0.o she got kids?

I don't know, a friend, IDK, yeah and she's married

...you don't know what bar?

and if she's married, that means she puts out!

w0000

She was left one bar for another, I am going to text her after I take a shower to find out where she is then

0.O

here's an interesting statistic for you to tell her

78% of all "Labor Day" signage is made in China

I don't think she'll care

it's.....funny

and....ironic

lol

whats up?

nothin

about to hit the hay here for a midnight code release

while simultaneously trying to figure out texture mapping

so, i'll ttyl

l8er

what's up mang

thinkin' i have finally cracked a texture-mapping routine after about a week of research

you?

just made lunch for the girls and I...

o.O

my rat chewed through her cage...

you had a rat?

have

she didn't get the hole big enough for her to get through the hole, but she is now in a glass cage

ah, what was she in before?

I plastic bottom cage with a metal top, 3rd set of rats to use the cage and her dumb ass chews through

thought a plastic, huh....she a big rat?

she is avg,med. maybe

like, palm size?

oh, she's a biggie

naw, there was a bigger one I wanted

i had two rats, but the other one didn't grow right... and nova suffocated her

ahh..that's unfortunate

maybe one of your pets didn't give a rats ass....

...see what i did there?

lol yeah yeah

whats that?

go to it...

it's...

something wierd

Google+

i dunno

and a bit o' epicness

http://vimeo.com/28817900

lol, don't have yahoo messenger installed on here yet

u there??

now i am

sup?

fighting with windstream

the supervisor was flirting with me though

oh nice

their sending out a tech tomorrow

we keep getting drops but the modem isn't reconizing them or logging them and i flipped on the first CSR talked to the supervisor, got her gamer tag lol

I got a interview thursday, at titan x, my brother has one tomorrow there

whats up

chillin'

movin' ppl around

stuff

you?

cybernations, gotta be up early for my DT for Titan X

DT...

dirty taco?

drug test

ah, everyone fails those

lol

been following http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Davis_case

y?

cause he was to be executed 2.5 hours ago

and it was stayed for the 4th time

not uncommon

well, the story is quite interesting

seems to be

yup

wup ho

sup ho

hahaha sup ho

what's new

dinner...mmm kebabs

kebabs? chicken or steak

eatin' and coding basically...

umm

chicken with vidalia? onions, lettuce, a jalepeno

and some wierd pita-type bread that i never seem to eat until last

sup with you? where you workin' now?

If you can call getting 10 hours a week working, at willcare... I bought a house

oh excellent! congrats!

wait...cashed out, or on loan?

Paid in full too

beats me still renting a house while not living in it

going back to JCC in the fall

very nice. i feel the desperate need for edumacation as well

how are the rugrats?

good, Johnny turned 10 last week, and Morgan will be 7 sunday

ah, so fast...so many memories

i'll tell ya, if you can find 2 weeks in your life to travel, London is the shit this time of year

#justsayin'

lol I will probably never travel

#memories

just a passport and some time, really

and $

if you can save up for a house, you can do it for travel

Tax return

memories

god, i always thought that floor was more dirty

lol

Apparently Jermain rented this house before a long ass time ago

since you haven't informed me, i can only ask if its the one on foote or the one near wilson farms where they tore down the bar....sketchys?...stichys?...not sneakers?

nope, on mckinley

white house

4 bedrooms

coner of sampson

*corner

wait a sec

time's up

nope

i rented 1/2 a house on McKinley before

right behind the old people home

oh, no this is closer to baker

i'd have to look it up, haven't been in the area in .... almost 7 months

i'm due back in the US in about 2 months

lol nice

not really...was supposed to be at beginning of march, but finances just, well....

put it like this....paying for (a)house in falconer, (b)flat in Hong Kong, (c)flat in London

as well as all the bills

and, it's pretty tight, i'll say that...tight enough to (insert something about diamond making joke)

sorry watching tosh.0

it's ok. i'm always on skype, and i'm usually always working

and i'm doin "work" now

sure you are...

fo reelz nukkah

wanna see some signatures I have my for the alliance I am in on CyberNations?

your still in with that, huh...

i just gave up WoW, like...3 days ago

well, cancelled my recurring subscription, but still

got a link i can perv?

and we should grab some Timmy Ho's w/ splendas when I get back

I can't cancel, I did that agree to a year to get D3 free

ah, i haven't seen ya sign in

Deputy Prime Minister...so prestigious

I haven't hardly played... just lost interest.... I am not the DPM anymore

well, playin' with friend is the #1 way to gain interest, of course

mmmm....graphics...

so tasty

different servers though

true...true...

which means we could only party together and do raids and instances then

or you could transfer servers

i've got my guild, i pay the website, i host the vent

too much to leave, really

i'll bbl, woman is watchin' a mooooooooooooooovie

but i'm on skype all the time, so just ping meh

kk,

you could transfer one of my toons

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

sorry, was teaching a UNION query

and...a subquery

diabeeeeeeeeeeeeetus

I am getting my new insulin pump in 2-3 weeks

noice....replacing a 10-year old one?

the one I haven't had in 10 years

it's ok...it'll be all right, cause this fixes diabeeeeeeeeeeetus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JIc2in279w

nigga

sup sup

just watched the sabres give up the tying goal with 0.07 seconds left in the game

sad sad sad

cheerio and tut tut and all that stufff

sup

sup nukkah...all's good in the hizzause?

hear the bills just spent 50million dollars

oh really? they buy the playoffs?

pretty much, they singed the top rated def. free agent

which is who? from what college?

Mario Williams, he played for texas...

A&M or ...

The NFL team in Texas

right, ok

good night

night man

what's up

just woke up from afternuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun nap

lazy fuck lol jp

I should set up a skype call so you can "attend" the party

funneh...funneh

huh?

"attendin'" the part-ay

lol

well that was a fun party

at 2am, i'd bet it was

1pm-430pm

well, it's almost 2am here

ahh so st. patty's day is over, over there

yup yup

and i really didn't drink....

niether do I

too much work

nerd

so what r u up to?

usual programming stuff

trying to make something that's 2 years old ... up-to-date

it's at http://www.uvdeviant.com

start fresh

it's the main "wardrobe" thing, and yeah, i'm starting fresh

i see

If only you could....it's quite a huge project, like all the other pages

that's what she said?

sup brah

was snoozin' at that time

sabres' are playing the rangers, and since the rangers own the channel, I am stuck listening to the damn rangers broadcasters

nevermind they have it on 2 channels

http://www.wowhead.com/item=31986#comments:40

if you ever knew, and wanted to get it, you could now... #justsayin

and GO SABRES

that crossbow is junk

Still in London?

yeah, still in london

and i can't take the call, sorry....finishin' up some pre-alpha work

someone is telling me that you are stalking her, driving up and down the road all day

stalking london?

stalking in Jamestown

it would be interesting if i were in the US

my reply to the message was, "really cause last I skyped with him he wasn't even in town..." and they apparently have been writing be a book response.

who is they? i don't think i got all your messages

last i knew, you were talkin' about the sabres

stalking in Jamestown

[7:41:01 PM] M: it would be interesting if i were in the US

[7:41:41 PM] Jake Milliman: my reply to the message was, "really cause last I skyped with him he wasn't even in town..." and they apparently have been writing be a book response.

[7:43:27 PM] M: who is they? i don't think i got all your messages

[7:43:37 PM] M: last i knew, you were talkin' about the sabres

yeah, you just copied and pasted the last 4 messages

that is all I have said...

ok, well your missing a bit when speaking of "they" after saying "someone" lulz

kraqette: I was sitting on the porch waiting for freedoms older two kids with her, watching her two year old, on the phone with my mom. This red truck drives by and I did a double take cause I thought it was matt. I asked her if she saw and she didn't. two minutes later the truck comes back like it went around the block. It was matt. Looking right at me. Neighbors say he's been driving up and down the fucking street all goddamned fucking day.

Jake: really cause last I skyped with him he wasn't even in town...

Jake: it keeps saying you're typing but nothing...

kraqette: I dunno, it looked a lot like him. shaved head and all. All I know is if it was him, and the neighbors see the truck again they're taking the tags and calling the cops, my brother says if he does anything he's gonna fucking kill him, and if he really wants to start shit, my husband is really fucking pissed off lol Freedom has not problem getting a restraining order against him either since it's her place. I hope he is out of town, but he is known for lying about where is too.

Jake: Well I can tell you he has hair...

Jake: and it's not him

kraqette: lol

kraqette is typing...

LOL

yeah, crazy never changes

you can't fix crayz

cause they're almost 70 years old?

*crazy even

ah, not http://www.cray.com/Home.aspx

yeah, still in london here

and i don't own a red vehicle

but i'll tell ya what...you could tell her that i DO have a red vehicle

and that i am driving all around jamestown looking for my lost cat

kraqette: lol

kraqette: right, thanks for that. Everyone is watching is all I'm gonna say because they're worried about him fucking with me because I'm legitimately not talking to him anymore, and they don't want him fucking with me. My brother wants to kill him, my dad is dying and I don't need the drama.

kraqette is typing...

kraqette: I"ll ttyl

Jake: have a good one...

yeah, figures

figures?

well, my order of protection expires in 2 years with her

and it's my order against her, not hers against me

she's contacted me almost 3 times a month, as well as /failed/ to block me on yahoo messenger many times

so, it /figures/ that she'd focus the fact that i'm stalking her

I just try to ignore her and freedom... they both keep sending me friend requests on facebook...

esp. after she told Michelle that my ex, randi, and I had souther-charms & southern-gents sites...

oooo snap

man, she can never keep her mouth shut lol

right

you still do that southerncharms thing?

and does it still bring in cash?

nope, and it would have if I didn't get rid of it

why do you say that?

if I didn't get rid of my part of the site it would be making money still

just put it back up

ever talk to Cari anymore?

sometimes, yeah, why?

just looking at old pics awhile ago... last time I sent her a message she told me to leave her the fuck alone

just kinda wanted to see how she was doin

awwww...what old pics?

shit from when I was living with you...

i like to see pics of the old place...don't have many myself

they are all on my external, but I will share some when I get a min

cool cool

god, it's just amazing how jen continues to contact me even after she sends the "dont' talk to me" messages

but enough about that

i'm off to bed, so nite bro

good night :\

mmmmm paper airplanes

http://www.mega949.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104673&article=9942031

lol

yo

sup sup

just got outta work, you?

doin work

word... so jen sent me a huge offline message then toldme I am not her friend anymore lol

can you tell I am heart broken?

yus lol

what offline message>

10:41:31 AM

kraqette: Matthew was stupid enough to friend freedom on facebook and allow her to see the photo of him tagged with you and your brother, i know he's in town and you lied to me. His hair is buzzed down, like I thought it was. Shaved doesn't have to mean bald Jake, nice try. So, the secret is out. You can no longer be considered a friend because I asked you not to tell him where I lived, and even if you didn't, you didn't stay out of it. Goodbye Jake. I meant what I said. If he is seen on this street again he will go to jail. I have four witnesses from the other day that he was seen driving up and down my street all day long, and four to say he drove up and down twice while I was outside minding MY OWN BUSINESS. IF he dares come back here, and if he dares lay one single finger on my body my brother

10:41:36 AM

kraqette: will fuck his sorry ass up.

10:41:47 AM

kraqette: My dad is dying, I don't need his bullshit.

LOL

i'm still in london, too

I figured you were, otherwise you would have stopped over...

yup yup

who was the new girlfriend?

I have no girlfriend

so, hmm....right....yeah....

so yeah, tell her boohoo and such

any local openings?

openings?

like, jobs around?

like, is BK hiring?

probably, they are always hiring

yay!

titan is hiring so I hear

oh? you applied, didn't you?

nope

I got fired from there

what...the...hell?

and called the "new" 3rd shift supervisor a fucking faggot and the HR lady cum guzzling cunt...

hahahaha...which HR lady?

the fat one with glasses

the blonde?

or the brunette?

I think brunette, IDR it was nov that it happened

mmk...prolly leslie

but idk, haven't done work there in 2 years

yeah

that was here

*her

So got a extra room for rent here if you ever come back to the states

did ya get your new pump?

...i still has house

BUT........

hmm

yeah, still has house

I won't have it for about a month, dr is slowing it down :\

BUT

hmmmmmmmmm

fine then, just trying to help ya save some $

*dr?

yeah he has to fill out some papers but won't do it till the 14th

who dr?

Dr Persia

i'm lost a bit

The doctor I see needs to fill out some paperwork to get me the pump but isn't doing it till the 14th at my next appointment

oh ok

makes sense now

i'm glad your ass is still aliive after so many years

me too

me three

lol

my ex got pissed because she was drunk and wanted me to record us with the cam on laptop and after she sobbered up I wouldn't delete it lol

so you DID have a girlfriend...

whichc one was this one?

and....i have to go to the store >.> i have to MAKE taco's tonight, since they don't exist ANYWHERE in london

no taco bella

no taco ANYTHING...

and...3 Tim Hortons ALL THROUGH G. Britian

i'm trying to get a visit to one

lol sad

agreed

i'll bbl bro

jamestown has as many as a country has

fun fact for you to taunt around

maybe pickup some chicks

"hey, did you know Jamestown has MORE Tim Hortons than all of Great Britian, and they don't have ANY taco bellls there too?"

lol i'll let you use that when you get back

well keep in mind what I said

about the room?

yeah

no prob

http://www.wimp.com/bloodtest/

o.O

nigga

What's up man?

about to walk to the petrol station for smokes

sup with you?

not much

messing with Mint

your supposed to eat it, i think

not play with your food

Linux Mint...

never heard of it

is it a derivative?

so...that means you don't know, or...

I know it is Deb based,

ok, i just saw that

Ubuntu dropped the ball and sucks

I fucked up the reinstal of my system so I don't have windows as a option anymore...

well till I get restore disks from Toshiba

ah nice

sorry to...hear

meh it's whatever... just gotta get it soon since I am paying for wow and can't play and D3 will be out in may

soungs GREAT!

i'll bbl

mmkay

gotta literrallyyyy walk to this place

go buy your fags

almost 3km away

YAYYYY!

how far is 3km?

what's up

nothin much. you?

Not much either... "job hunting" still

thought you had a job...

I do have a job, however not getting enough hours

o.O!

can you hire me at your job?

psh home healthcare

oh

your wiping booty

and starting Nursing school in July

NOICE!

student loan ftw

lol

who's the lucky woman?

lucky woman?

yeah

you seein' a chick, right?

Just been hanging with my most recent ex, wanting to work shit out, not sure if she feels the same

which one is that?

Hey Negro you there?

yeah, sup?

What are you up to?

playin' wow, you?

playing MW3

cool

so you're back in falconer?

yeah, back i guess

come over some time nigger

wish i could, dunno where you live

215 mckinley ave, corner of sampson and mckinley

mckinleys, off of forest, near walgreens?

part of it, I am closer to barret and baker

mk, it's a hell of a walk

yup lol

I had to walk to fenner the other week to talk with john's teacher

i can't even imagine the ... umm...

distance

couple miles

Yeah. Apparently if a guy doesn't chew his food, and he deep throats a hot dog he could throw up. I'm hearing this story from my roomie. She just told me "its that ackward moment when you realize your brother can get it farther than you"

who is your roomie?

?

sorry, was out for a smoke

Ed and Katie, Ed is Jackie's brother

don't think I know em

epicness

yeah, prolly

^^ wut that from?

The Lonely Island

oh the 2nd is from Zelda

Dubstep remix

ah, ok

what's up?

woke up

jesus nigga

wut?

nothing... fuckin bored

can't take an afternoon nap eh?

play WoW or somethin'

can't don't have windows... and my laptop over heats.

I need a nap

fsck /dev/hda

?

invent a website

I suck at that lol

learn to not suck at it

shut your whore mouth

ok

what are you up to?

playin' wow, grindin' the Insane Title

sounds fun

my bro and I are playing skyrim while the girls are drawing us pictures lol

awwwwwwwwwww

wut do i do with this?

KMK & Twiztid

so, wut do i do with this?

listen to it...

it sounds like a file...

hey man

sup man

was gonna invite you over, I got my kids and we're just playin in the back yard

ah, i need a couple of wrenches

what size?

3/8", 3 of 'em

for?

masturbation

and my transmission

Open ended?

i dunno yet

i thnk so, yeah, or something

i have to find stuff first for it first

I have 2

nice

sup?

nothing

about to go to bed

I see

well what are you doing tomorrow

waking up at about this time

and just doin' stuff, i guess

what's up man

raidin' naxx-10

lol oh i see

n-word

wilford brimley

I see you saw I named my insulin pump?

yes, i did

what are you up to today?

workin', WoW raid in an hour, tires on jeep, inspection, workin', that kind of stuff

you?

I will be mowing the yard, then showering, and not too sure what else lol

what is your cell #?

i don't have a cell number anymore, the subscription expired on the monthly plan

ok

What's up?

nothing, chillaxin'

Word... I am about to eat some wings

om nom nom

there's some people using their face to eat something

meh streaming videos on this laptop sucks since I don't have windows

ah...well

did you ever think getting your video software installed?

I have done that already

then....that doesn't make sense

IDK it is all buggy... it was like that with windows as well

just a shitty laptop

take out a mortgage to get a decent laptop

I am taking out a student loan and geting a decent computer

well, there ya go

won't have that till the end of july though

class starts july 16th

what you going in for?

LPN

you gonna has your own shop?

Licensed practical nurse

right, so...you could have your own shop

no

LPNs are under the direction of a RN or MD.

mmk, so why not go to MD

cuz I am not going to go through the BS of medical school...

but, isn't going for an LPN going through Med School, just "quicker"?

I guess technically it could be viewed that way...

you know, there are no snow plows to clear train tracks when it snows heavy cause the train can't go off the tracks...

so why can't freeways and highways have a guide track that plows can follow at a high-speed to clear off the road quicker

I have seen a snow plows for traines

sorry, it just came to mind

but that is a damn good question

woot wings finally here

what are you doing tomorrow?

i think work, it depends, what's up?

just thinking you should stop by lol

i really don't know where you live, and i do have to get an inspection done on the jeep

corner of sampson and mckinly

straight up the street that starts with an F

and, left on McKinley past prendergast

no not forest

you go near the stop where the skating rink used to be, take a left on to barret, then a right on mckinley

Just give me an address, i'll google map it

i have to roll to bed

215

what's up?

what is your battle tag or real id info

i....don't know

what email do you log into wow with?

i....don't know

....k

sup

sup

shit

What's up man?

raidin' in wow

I see

what's up?

nothin' much

you?

oh working on a couple girls for a... business op LOL 3

nice

good luck on that

is it working well for you?

got two interested in doing it. One will only do videos, the other only photos lol

that's quite interesting

I am going to take 30% of their profits when on their site

perfect! nice cuts

so are you ever going to stop over?

dunno where you are

and i sold my vehicle, so i'm really out of transportation

well next week I will pay for a cab to get you here

i'm fine with walking, just don't know where

215 Mckinley Ave

oh right, so i'd just stop by Tim Hortons on the way up

If you like Tim Hortons sure lol

i do

Sounds like a win win for you then

yup

just fyi...

http://www.nma.tv/cat-ladies-crazy-toxoplasma-gondii-parasite-cat-feces/

http://www.inquisitr.com/269284/cat-lady-suicide-more-likely-study-says-cat-related-toxin-eyed/

[7:47:35 PM] M: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/litter-box-parasite-toxoplasma-linked-higher-suicide-risk/story?id=16698365#.T_tta_VN_HI

[7:47:42 PM] M: http://www.webpronews.com/cat-lady-suicide-parasites-could-be-the-cause-2012-07

interesting lol

yes, explains my ex

completely...

and helps when your "recruiting"

?

"recruting"

How does it help?

i dunno

keep out the crazies, i guess

lol all girls are crazy... it is in their DNA

ok, you win there

that's a couple months old, don't you think?

yeah well it fit the moment

mmk

If I buy a 24 port switch do I need a hardware firewall?

yeah

well

...........why do you need so many ports?

and is it a managed or unmanaged switch?

Hardwiring my house

then the answer is "maybe"

That was my next question

if it's an unmanaged switch, then you MUST have a hardware firewall

if it's a managed switch, you can set VLans and use a software firewall w/ 2-3 Network cards to reroute and control traffic

This will be a pain in the ass I am guessing?

it's how commercial and enterprise businesses do it

it's the most security you can provide

The hardware fw is?

Managed switch + software managed firewall

look, for the sake of cash

make sure your switch is unmanaged

and get a router

easy plugs in, simple, etc

if you want to go FULL FK'n BOAT, you can

I am thinking of also selling perk for the house

....perk?

Well if it is wired people my appreciate it idk

Did you take your insulin? your sentences are breaking up halfway through

Yes. On a pump. My phone pisses me off lol

ah, ok, gotcha.

If your running the wire, don't run it near AC, and when you mount the boxes place them 24 inches above the floor

is this better?

unless your in a damp area, then make it 48 inches

Actually typing

probably

how high is electrical wiring boxes

Finished basements: 12 inches off floor

Standard boxes: 24 inches off floor

Damp areas (laundry, etc), 48 inches off floor

a Hammers height is about 12 inches, so that should give you an idea of a measuring tool aside from a ruler

don't run the wire or cut the holes for your boxes along the studs, since AC wire is tacked to them

well I am going to rewire all the electric and have my cousin do most the work,

for electrical anyways

oh, ok..then you don't have to worry much then

I figured a union electrian will know his shit lol I am putting 1 box in each bedroom, 1 in the attic, 2 in the main living room, 1 in the dining room and one in the small living room

if your goin w/ a 24-port switch, put one on every wall.

and run telephone wire to them, too

and cable television

They all classify as low-voltage

so you can have them all run together and to the same box

you can get faceplates that have these specific ports on them

that would fancy

example..

http://www.blackbox.com/Store/Detail.aspx/GigaStation-Plus-Wallplate-Single-Gang-4-Port-White/WP475C

that's a faceplate that can take "4" ports, could be 2 ethernet, 1 telco, and 1 cable

nice

and you always want to run a backup wire in case one does not have all the pairs when certifying

so, 1 port=2 cables, 2 ports, run 3 cables, etc

this will take awhile won't it?

would it be better to put the switch in the attic or the basement?

I could do it in 2 days, assuming I had all the tools

is the Attic vented?

If so, put it in the basement

it has windows, I think it has one... gets super hot though. I am adding a bedroom up there eventually

btw, the house we were talking about isn't the same house that people were telling me that jermain owned

or rented

never heard of it

on sampson and mckinley

still never heard of it

okay lol

apparently he was renting a house on morton street

thats entirely possible

when you get the screenshot, look for the cursor not the location marker

ooooooooookay

sorry, takes awhile to flush the toilet

?

y

oh

i used to live on mckinley

okay, someone told me it was you and jermain... IDK

no, was before my last 2 were born

gotcha, it's a shitty neighborhood but the price was right.

yup, and you get the benefit of the hill to drive up during winter

no car

cool

no

but thanks

no prob

What's up

hey! what's up with you, after you just went offline

lol

it happens

bet it does. how was your holidays?

just another day

which means it was good? better than last year? horrid?

Mean I sat at home and did nothing like the past 4-5 years

how about you?

just bein' me, relaxing as usual

I sent a "Merry Christmas" to Cari but I doubt she liked hearing from me

i think she's been way over it. she's pretty happy with her guy

LOL I mean she never replies so it's w/e

oh, she replies to me >.>

yeah well she hates me for some reason...

lets add more dots...

you feelin' lonely or something?

never

lol

NEVAH!

Well I gotta get going for now, I get a hold of you later

aight

what exactly is a UDP flood

or what causes it?

Do you have Diablo3 or StarCraft 2?

nopers

just WoW

ok

You should get SC2, it's on sale for $20

missed your call, was out. what's up?

was bored, gonna just BS with you for a few...

What's your realID btw for battle.net

umm, 1 sec, i'll find it

whatever email you log in with

6Deadpool9

hawwt#1674

just coding atm.

nice

you think, huh lol

project is "sorta" 4 months overdue

lol

procrastination at it's finest

more like we had raiding to do

and i had to learn 3D programming in flash

which, turns out, once you get one coded, the rest is a piece of cake

like, I could create an entire 3D game in flash, no joke

that is pretty awesome

how does it feel to be "Mr. Hellooooooooo Nurse"?

Lol I don't grad till June

I'm enjoying my new puter though

I sent the request on bnet dunno if it went though because it's not in the pending

i'll check now

ya got it

okay

brb

You have SC2?

noooo

don't have the time

and I haven't beaten WoW yet

You can't beat wow

get all achievement points /win

can't do it

bull, i'm 1624/1937

like, 6th highest on this server

lol Oh I see

you around?

what's the difference between cat5 and cat6?

Sorry, was sleepin'

What do you need to use the cable for?

just hardwiring the desktops

I didn't know the difference

How fast the speed?

We have RR turbo...

so slow...

the LAN speed

10/100, 10/100/1000

1gb/10ge?

10/100/1000

k, your gonna want Cat5e

okay, thank you

and the difference is simply the speed it will attain

I am not sure what our uplaod speed is supposed to be but it sucks

once we move to erie, we're getting fios

mmmk

speedtest.net

should my brother being on skype video with his g/f and me on wow effect it?

affect what?

the speeds

don't think it would

95ms ping, 24.26 Mbps down and 0.97 Up

yay!

that's faster than me

brb, gotta get shower

JFC man

JFC?

Jesus fucking christ

Ah, ok

Why do we wash towels after we use them on our clean bodies...

That doesn't make any sense at all

bacteria that "could" get on them...

From what...our bodies?

and there is bacteria everywhere

yeah but the bacteria thive in damn conditions... IDK... I reuse the fuck out of them

Your not 86 yet

just about

are you around?

in what sense

like... "a round"

or..."within local boundaries"

or..."not a square"

online, able to communicate O.o

if I said i was "in a raid" would that help?

ugh...

I am trying to figure out why my USB Controller isn't installing properly...

Windows of course can't find the drivers for it <.<

probably a motherboard driver needed to enable it

I think I found it... I figured it would have installed when I used the disks that came with the fucking mobo...

ah

lol

the usb card reader still won't work for me... irratating lol

just buy a new one?

I have no money atm...

o

It works on my laptop, so windows just must hate it

what version of windows?

7

ah

yeah, it hates it

Did you know that one can become a Doctor of Nursing...

"Doctor Nurse"?

Did you know that light travels 26 Billion KM's in 1 day

"Terminal Professional Degree". It's the end of nursing?

Oh

it's Dr. House

lol

that is pretty amazing

What's cool is that it's seen as being created yet know that it's in the process of being destroyed.

yeah it is

aww

who's house?

My grandparents

I think it is Whose house though, Who's would be Who is house or belong to Who (as a person named Who)

ah, I know who you might be talking about.

Oh yeah?

oh yeah

that....who person

I'd say move to the cleveland ohio area, or the Erie, PA area... I am moving to Erie in late november

Nononono you don't understand

I have to know where NOT to go

Jamestown then... since your ex-wife is back in town

Jamestown is not a state

and just FB it

Fine... the entire state of NY

that requires me getting back on Facebook...

lol

This is just too harrowing

How so?

Cause we were trying to search for a place to move to, and the list was too long and kept stopping at places that we couldn't possible live at. Ended up reversing and finding all the places we couldn't live due to problem A->problem Z, and it would leave the remainders to search through.

and that was a long explanation

Put it like this. We've already eliminated New Jersey cause Snooki lives there

Yeah and I can vouch it sucked from when I worked at Allen Tech...

Oh yeah, that's right!

Dancing on Oil Drums

If I didn't want to stay close to my kids I would go to SC. Super low taxes and cost of living isn't bad at all. Sadly, Erie it will be after I graduate

DId you get SC2 yet?

Erie sounds great, I always loved PA for it's .... commonwealth

and no, I don't have enough time after WoW to play SC2

You need like a hour a day so we can play two rounds and get bonus exp...

Why does Liberator sound familiar

It's a gun!

mmmhmm

It's THE gun

The 3D printer gun lol

Yeah lol

Now it's in China, back at home!

That's fucking cool

Yeah pretty much

I think there's a 3D printer somewhere around here

can you call gamerz haven and ask how much they give for the xbox I have?

it'd be a hell of a long distance phone call

sorry meant to send that to my brother lol

oooo!

How's it going though?

going good, about to raid

of course you are lol

yup

you 'round?

well, *around.... i know the 'round part pretty much.

you calling me fat?

fuck yeah man! lol

i do need to be serious real quick

you still have that "extra room" you offered me a long time ago?

Yeah kinda why?

i need a place to "be" when I come back to the US

when will this be?

well, i'd like to more as of the possibility of the availability and the ideal price youd' want as remuneration?

Cause it could be as soon as 1st July

The availability is a definite

Ideal price?

What did I use to pay when we were living on weeks?

$5000...that's Five Thousand Dollars

LOL

The going rate for people that have been living here is $80/wk

Your at the bullfrog, aren't you

No, people just for some reason prefered to pay weekly

With...you..?

Okay so Ideal price would be $200,

It's a room, i take it?

And I payed 300/month for weeks

You were 1/2 responsible

but....didn't make up for it much If i remmeber well

It's 4am here, I can't take a call

Oh lol

I've got the wife in bed, step-father in bed, and we are in 1 not-so-big room at the moment

I see

Is it your wife and you coming here or just you?

Just me at the moment. It'll be 6-8 months before she's allowed in

That sucks.

it's life, and it's immingration

So yeah you're welcome here as long as your ex-wife doesn't go nuts and break shit here lol

That's great news!

You still didn't describe it

it's a room?

Four walls, two windows, a closet,

There a door?

yeah

or I have to use a window

ok

Should have the gas back on after graduation

What gas?

For the stove, and furnace lol

ah, umm...how you cooking things at the moment?

grill and electric hot plate

RAWR

what's your address, i need to google-map it

215 McKinley Ave

In Jamestown, near Brooklyn Square?

closer to Jones Hill

but yes in Jamestown

I'm trying to comprehend the map

The house on the corner of sampson and mckinley

Ok, i'm visually situated

ok, so $80/week for a room in the basement

It's not in the basement lol, I honestly don't think the basement is suitable to live in

You own, right?

yes

You do, of course

mmk, I can help with things I suppose to pass teh time

alright

Dominos hates us by the way, but we have a papajohns in jamestown now

why does......wut went on?

i think I know, i just don't remember...

No they kept fucking up our orders so now we complain to the corprate office instead and the owner gets pissed off becuase of it

Ha, nice

yeah,

mmk, i won't know for 10-14 days if it's absolute or not

ok

Wait, so what's your day like? do you have a job somewhere, or do you do school?

I am in school till June 27th

ok, so you just do school and home, then?

yeah

ok, that sounds great, actually

I have to take my state boards in mid july then hopefully working

What's after school?

I will be working on my rn eventually

I mean, what's from the 27th until your state boards?

studying basically

mmk

ok, so the room is just empty, or would it need to be furnished

there is a bed in it

Single/Double/Queen/King/California King/Entire House?

double I think

mmk

So hows it going?

it's going well

Are you not up late?

Yeah, doing homework?

Why is that a question?

It shouldn't be, I am tired

are you tired?

I suppose you might be?

lol

Any update on the moving?

Yes, most likely is delayed for 1-3 months

But i'm not 100% sure yet

You'll know by the 21st, fair enough?

That's fine, I just had someone ask if I was interested in having a roomate, but I don't really want them here, so I am just telling them the room is taken lol

oh, do I know them?

doubtful

Male or Female?

Female

okay, and the name of this person would be?

I don't recognise the side of the face

These were taken 5 days ago

Yes I know

I know you know, I know too

Yet, you are correct, I do not know the person

And why not someone such as that?

She's a stripper in Buffalo, but I used to be her boss at the pizza shop

Sounds like someone who would pay their rent

LOL yeah... not someone I need my kids around though

You think she is going to strip around your kids?

No but she's into a lot of drugs...

Doesn't show on her arms or chest. Must be a pill popper or a smoker.

Well, all that said, my plans are turning into supporting the "asian side" of the family business before I return

I have to help digitize paper records of a shop and warehouse, as well as develop a barcode inventory and help teach that out

at least, that's whats immediately planned

Sounds like loads of fun lol

it could be yes

lol, well I am going to bed, good night

good night

Heya, you wake and stuff?

Just wanted to get the pricing you had on the room. The move is going forth, and i'm planning finances at the moment.

Good Morning

Good Morning!

I just got back from McDonalds

and boy are my Chinese tired!

/rimshot

$60/wk sound reasonable?

Yeah, except I have to go by the month now

So, that'd be almost $300/month

$260/month

60*52/12

what the formula...?

mmk, just checkin'.

cause lowest bid I've got is $200/month for a couch position

I can meet that bid of $200/m, it's your own room w/ bed

Right, I understand that. It's what it is

So when will you be back stateside?

Flights not booked, but looking at 30th to 2nd

some flights have 2hr layover, others have 24hr layovers

Is it currently occupied?

No, just using it for photoshoots

So, i'd be interrupting your work, I assume

no lol it's only been used like twice, and now that the weather nicer we're moving the shoots to greener pastures... literally

Ah, nice

What's the latest I can get back to you on whether I can take the room or not?

And will you take a prepaid amount, or do you want it a month at a time?

When ever is fine, a prepaid amount is fine

Now that my brother and I have CAT6 cables on our computers, we transfered a 2.25GB file in 7 mins.

GBPS is the second coolest acronym, only to TBPS

LOL

qhR'A UP

What's up even

Just woke up

Wuddup wit u

Playing avengers alliance on FB

Any update?

Nope, not yet. I have two other "couches" considering lower prices

ok lol

Concept 1 for logo

I can't fucking hear you

omw down

Nice, so I can't find a decent stopwatch to use... so for the time being, it's going to stay with the clock

OY!

I'm getting the base files setup

okay

we could hold off on the background image too and just use the css to set the background to that color

mmk

we've got 6 weeks, i'm sure we'll find something

or we can use it, it doesn't really matter

did you say the bg needed to be saved as a SCT?

6699cc

set

Do I need to resize the FB, Twitter and G+ Images?

can you zip 'em up

That is menu on side

So pretend that it isn't and add another column of people

you don't have the 5-column one?

I can't call you

ok

Female: cc3399

Male: 3399cc

LGBT: is the male to female to white to female to male

App Not Setup: This app is still in development mode, and you don't have access to it. Switch to a registered test user or ask an app admin for permissions.

o.O

hmm

my net is fucking up again

mein30sec won't load

Lets try to get some of these pages drawn up, eh? https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dlO8tt86_5TKE4e_E1i4-NRoHkqAhjWCw9OmZE-CYDI/edit

Nigga I did

I almost fell down the stairs because the railing to the laundry room broke when I was going down them

d'aww

So I'm in the game but the reg. isn't doing anything

What game?

oooh sorry it's not a game

UV

mk

brt

figured it out lol wanna know why?

cause FLASH?

No

cause you are awesome?

Cause that cupcake thing was still making uvdeviant point to the way you had me set it up lol

OH NICE

You rule

You never elaborated on your text message...

Can you come here and give me some input?\

>.>I'm having

RAWR

Methinks you should watch this again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53HDr0-Qew

Use both Login/Register for one huge Login Button. I'll make the CSS/Javascript changes

BAM

You and Mike

k

LOL -> https://www.gofundme.com/g2iyds

WHOAH SNAP DOODLES

They are jpegs

no they're not...

Interesting thing..I see them as jpegs

so, it looks like Skype changes shit around

They are pngs

yeahhh

I need to know fonts, sizes, to

Also, what about the progress bar? Is there any special graphics I'll need for that?

And it looks like 3-wide, not 4-wide

No top logo?

kthx

Je pourrais tout à fait avoir du plaisir avec ce

I'm on the console now

Do you have a domain name to park there?

yeah

and I checked it goes to the apache page

yup

so, i'm gonna create a "group" called "www"

do you have a user?

yeah

like jmilliman

or millimeterpeter?

morjon

mmk, sec

i'm gonna add you, me, to that group, so sec

kk

ugh, stupid Ubuntu doesn't hotload groups

mk, so if you go to /var/www/html you can

type:

touch me

or

touch this

or

touch penis

and it'll create the file

me

this

or

penis

buuut

hmm

So, do you have a .com to park here?

wtf

ok, so sec

i'm gonna write an apache config and setup a place to host the files

mmk, so now...

there is a /var/www/html/birthflowdoula.com where all the files will sit for that

okay

I use my FileZilla for that correct?

right

and use morjon

Status: Waiting to retry...

Status: Connecting to 138.197.22.11:21...

Status: Connection attempt failed with "ECONNREFUSED - Connection refused by server".

That's FTP

you need sftp

or ftps

I connected regardless

yes

you're trusting the key

okay

k, it works

and DNS is pointed to that

and apache is setup

Thank you

any questions?

As of right this second, not that I can think of... but I'm sure I will have some eventually

k

am I keeping this sudo access?

and this user on this server?

need to know so I can store the password and stuff away

yeah, because I'm sure I'll mess something up, or need help eventually lol

mmk

So how did you pop the question to her?

yeah, already did

on 11th November, at 11:11 am

so I wouldn't forget

LOL nice touch,

also, you have 20gb of free space on that volume

so, enjoy it

bbl

thanks

It's best if you have files without spaces in them. replace them with - or _

and to prevent you from going crazy, keep a standard like lowercase everything when it comes to images, css, javascript, and html documents

I just didn't rename it yet

i'm just sayin'

Thank you

how do I get the /images to redirect to ../index.html

what do you mean /images to redirect to ./index.html ?

if someone puts in www.website.com/anydir/ I want it to auto redirect to www.website.com

well, there are a couple things

if you want a redirect, you could set a custom 404 error page that does that

since /anydir is technically "non-existant"

but if it does exist, you don't get a 404 response. Instead, you'd need an index.php file that would do the redirect itself

so....lemme....umm...touch something in your /images

ugh lol

well, I guess php isn't installed

>.<

mmk, that's done

god, Ubuntu is a load of crap

mmk, done

http://www.birthflowdoula.com/images redirects

http://www.birthflowdoula.com/diabetes_is_love redirects as well, since it doesn't exist

So, for /any/ directories that you have that you don't want to serve content, you'll need the same index.php in there to redirect to home.

Otherwise, non-existant content will just redirect home

Your welcome

Thank you!!

with this hosting, I can set up email?

ya

It's actually easy. You'd need to install a couple servers, configure them up, then setup some DNS pointers so mail can be delivered, then "blammo" you've got mail

Sounds simple

It is simple

Or is it lol

nono, it is

unsure of how you do your Ubuntu stuff, but all my mail at @unliterate.net is handled by my server, and my Thunderbird picks it up

What are your thoughts on... developing a website/program for .vol fire departments that can give them information on where fire hydrants, and other pertinent information in relation to the incident scene...

Sure?

How would it be funded?

Subscription based for the department, or flat fee, and they would initially have to enter in the data, but i'm thinking somehow using google maps to "pin" where the hydrant or hazard is... just initially started the brainstorming for this... I'm not even totally sure how to go about it

hazard

sorry, the bachelorette party is going on, so i'm a bit distracted

LOL no worries

I am just trying to finish up Tim Bennett's wife's website

yup

I keep lookin' at it

recently?

yup

LOL oh

I had a contact form on it, but I don't know how to make it work properly

ah

ya, I knows of it lots

So, NYS posts hazard information regarding thruways on a publicly accessible feed that can be ingested on a real-time basis

I've found some hydrant information from various states from their Utility Departments

Okay so... you said not to use Ubuntu for the server, what should I use?

umm

I just got home

And I like Redhat kernels, like Centos

at least, i'm more familiar with it

And I only need one droplet to run a web server and mail server?

yeah

sorry, was helping with homework

Doin the dad thing lol

yeah, I is

Wish I could show you what I got on my server, tbh

with $20/month, too

I was planning on doing the $10 a month to start

I also do prepare things on a Linux VM as well before buying the droplet

Like, I don't want to dedicate things without them working, so I test before

There is a few things that I want to do for the site, that I don't know how to do, but using a templet I found online, but can't get everything to work

right....that's all on you, though

I know, I'll figure it out

I can only help so much as you need me to help with general stuff

So I need to get these going on centos

?

Well, if you fire up a Centos 6 box I can get sudo and all setup on it. Might take 12-ish hours, but that's what DNS is for

Doin' wedding stuff still

It can wait till after the big day lol

like, on my box, I've got mail, apache, minecraft, etc running all on it