y'all! i just noticed y'all were on, but i'm off to bed now until 10ipm ish my time

lol message me dan it lol

in a bit, unpackin'

:3

LOL

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=HONG+KONG&hl=en&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Hong+Kong&ll=22.330184,114.16316&spn=0.001456,0.00284&t=h&z=19&layer=c&cbll=22.330258,114.163065&panoid=HBC8p9Cdc9RhICRqTNO4fQ&cbp=12,54.14,,0,-49.05

This is the building

That's where you live

??

that's the building, yah

11th floor

Shweet.

u nigger get up here

ur pone on?

Eddie said I should message you because Doofer had a fit.

yah, i heard

Yeah he was choking pretty bad.

i sent a text along the lines of "a can of air and a hug should rid him of computer cooties"

XD lol

the epic laughs

http://www.wimp.com/comediansjapanese/

Niiiiice lmao

Alrighty, enjoy your day Mr. Sir. We're off to bed.

gnites!

super lol

MEGA LOLSSSSSS

oops

i lolgazimed

morning

it's not morning...it's nighttime

^.^

>.>

u in cali atm?

no, still in buff until 5am

ahhh

well katie says hi and loves u ^.^

awww you both!

n stuff

in a totally ungay way

>.>

<.<

nom nom nom babes

BABIES!

716-708-1678 is my HK->US cellular, call or text (it fowards to skype)

ADD IT NAW MOFO OR I STALK YOU UPSIDEDOWN OVR BED !!!!

lol ok ok

hila

C:\Program Files (x86)\AVG\AVG10

C:\Program Files (x86)\AVG\AVG10

.....

i dont have the quality for a mic

gayyyy

?

i cant hear u nor speak myself

you can't hear me

.....

i know you can't speak

share you screen

XD

bring up firefox

like, the icon is down there to load firefox

...

5! w00

ther ya go!

YES! my sezzyness

i so sezzy!

woooo

i has link up there

YES!

CLICKY TO DOWNFARK IT!

DEW EET!

stop making me look at my sezzyness

SAVE!

DESKTOP!

OPEN!

give it love!

YES!

....

YES!

continue

do it

YES!

oh yes!

ANTIVIRUS LOVE!

oooooo

ATTENTION!

GIVES ME!

lol

please wait...

...

and wait...

wait...

wait

and watch you type

and please wait

it's safe mode

time

READ LICENSE!

accept it

i sez so

basic

next >

...

quick install

want to custom it?"

...

quick install

uncheck both

then next >

now

and

sure

i has to pee anywho

wait

close FF

before you do that

mmk

time

no talky to nobody else !

it's me!

only mees

i happy important

>.>

and it's <.< 10:46pm here

night time

>.>

<.<

nice

-.-

emotes rule!

your my #1

lol yeahhhh

g

a

m

e

(>^.^)>

done

<.< lost it

( ci )

nice i am out to get a smoke in with kate

i wish i could get

lol

o.O! almost done downloading!

.....................

lots of dog poops

hmmm...maybe look at other drive for AVG installation

start -> where it says "Search for other programs" type

add remove

select first option

ok

scroll through, lets see

>.>

no go i didnt see avg

neither do i

hmm

ummmm

ok, time to dance

(>'.')>

^('.')^

mmk, close outta add/remove

close outta avg

sec...lemme get a link

k

can i show u our noraml software i use for antivirus?

pfft NO!

download this one

>.> ok

the was tastey

i bets

runs it!

....

i'm watchin'

i knows i just has u up incase u say something so i dont mess up and click what i am not supost to

....

lemme read it

ugh register

FREE!

register

Mr

Dork

Smacker

email

is

doofer@unliterate.net

ufg...your last name is not the email address

<.<

there

REGISTER!

BWAHAHAHAHAH

hahahaha antivirus fail

hit OK

...

click summary

start program!

then

....

YES!

k

....

scan computer

quick scan

.

lookin' for something here

mmk type me if u see soemthing

something*

avast! 5 & 6 series VPS update, size 31MB

>.> the 1st one then the 2nd one right

the 2nd one is direct

nothing ...

copy and paste the link

>.>

kids think clicky on everything suppose to do something

lol

firefox fails

stop the scan

the "realtime" scan

o.O

it paused

no stoppy

i like my pretty face

lol

mmk, load fireflocks

then (hump) (the game)

i lost the game

i lst the game before you typed it

kids think clicky on everything suppose to do somethin

fire fox will not open

(cough)

internet explorer

other stoopid browser

RUN!

(humping rabbit butt)

lool

super lol

fun lol

orgasmic ll

lol

hitler lol

-prono music ftw-

chuck norris lol

om nom nom BABIES!

mmmm babaies

babies

RUN!

yay

FULL SYSTEM SCAN!

ENGAGE!

mortal combat

FINISH HIM!

dun dun duh dun dun dun dun dun duh

lol

lol

(hendi)

...

(hedi)

...................................

( heidy )

yay

^.^

(punman)

(runman)

also need some adaware to boot

lets get that done

k

close internet exploder

oh, you will sleep

why your microphone muted?

or..speaker thingy?

due to safe mode wil lwill not let me

ah, due to excuses...i see

mmhmm

>.>

<,<

<,,,<

-.-

[-.-]

-,.,-

its sensi

. . . .

it's dog poop

lol

yeah i changed the skype pic cuz ppl where tweaking out

siiigh

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm

all good though i still got it saved in a folder

me too

i had it saved too

and now i get picked on for my zexy beard

you mean that carpet on yo face?

-.- sas u creep

i know of a carpet cleaner for ya

ahhhhh

it's called "rug doctor"

rafael sounds mentally retarted over skype

lol

nobody is meant to be a genius

at least, sounded

juan i meet on LoL

ahh...he juan play lol lots?

rafael juan play with me sasa and nick

amok is my second in command on perfect world for our guild

?L,.<><.,<><>< >< > <>,>,.,.

¿hola?

i los tthe game

lol

¿game?

-.-

ur on one today huh

and u got typing esp since ur sharing on my screen...

on one what?

i am a 授權人員

lol

sec

...

yah, couldn't invent a shorter link >.>

right click

copy link location

<.<

hahahah

RUN!

>.>

kids think clicky things make stuff clicky make do

<,<

>.> the setup for the link should make it do so

the setup for the link should make it ...

ugh ! FAIL!

save this to desktop

then save adaware to desktop

k

one more program to do

then you sleep with full scan

we run this together

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

come on

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

copy paste yeh?

yes

yah

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

clicky

think

do

cheese!

wun it

dekstop

save!

chicken!

yay!

open!

run!

NOO!

oi

run it!

naw!

or i eat your babies!

accept

system scan ONLY!

or i eat your babies!

hmmm

ok boss what shall i do for u now

^.^

R0, R1, R3 check

F2 check

yah, all the stuff up on that

all the r0-3

from that check up

first BHO (no name)

BHO (groove)

yes?

scroll down

O3 (no name)

O4 Salmosa,

O4 Hamachi

O4 Quicktime

...O4 QUicktime and LogMeIn

....

i got them

mmk

all the ones that start HKUS

in O4

AND!

the RunOne: [eEfD...]

>.>

above the HKUS

scroll down

ok may i ask what the importance with these things

all items that run on startup

O10, both check

O17 check

yah

O23 the 2 Services under "##ID_String1.6844"

under..not

yah

ok

scroll down

wow

?

ummm

gotta make it a bit wider

ok, on the right you'll see "(file missing)" for services

make sure you check all those

Fix Checked

we'll find out

we'll do another scan

that's fine

just hit OK

Scan

scroll down

ok so far

still some "file missing" in services

try those again

fix checked

scan!

they might not be gone

scan again?

looked like they are protected system

go to bottom of list

yah itsokay

protected system

ok, close outta this thing

k

how's avast

>.> nothing

mmk, call me on phone and do a reboot

reboot to full mode

<.<

mmk

yup

stop it

so i will reboot now

no need to finish

yea

reboot now

once your botted

....

boot to full mode

k

and ring me on your phone

in about 4m

i'm gonna.. (pee)

and

wait

mmk

the

scan finds nothing

7167081678 no?

wtf number is that?

idk its the no u gave me lol

yah

my US num in skype

ahh

so call that then?

you wanna call my HK #?

yah, call that...it's local for you

lol if i dont get charged up the ass

OMFT!

wait a sec

open F

find roomate

date mod

just scroll down

what's the day over there?

oh...so...like...

delete it?

dunno..is it a good movie?

it been on the comp since i have had it

so why isd the date modify today?

>.>

genius...

it's been "modified" today <.<

its a virus

or, yesterday

it's almost the 30th here

nuke it

<.<

yeah 29th here so yestersay

then rahboot!

nuke what?

what u got highlighted

the chick flick

on chick flicks

lol

ay

*yay

reboot

mmk

call me in 3m

k

hey ur anti virus stuff detected tveristy as a threat might have to speak with you about it

i am off to work in 10 mins so i will ttyl about it k

ok

http://replay.waybackmachine.org/20031003071005/http://starterupsteve.servepics.com/swf/scampi.html

O.o

netsh int ip reset reset

netsh winsock reset

>.>

<.<

WATCH VEEDEOs!

hehe

i watch the 160 greatest arnold quotes

wtf do u watch in ur free time

>.> typically whatever is passed to me lol

like, i was responsible for about 32 views of Rebecca Blacks' "Friday" video yesterday <.<

why? that song is terriable

i knows....i knows....

youtube links really don't say what your watchin'

that last vid gave me a headache

so i commented

Ah, on What the Buck?

its a nice comment and a bad one

yeah

he's overzealous

i am glad he is gay and all but he made it too uncomfortable

liek every chance he got to state he was gay he did

and he was really loud i thumbs uped it but posted to that nigger to stfu

now i am off to play 1 more match before i go to work

mmk mah brother!

love you! STFU!

w0000t!

lol

katie will be up all night so i will keep skype up so u and her can say hi

mmk cooooles

yeah dancey thing

sorry katie like to turn off skpye since oblivion laggs with it

!

awww listenin' to good music

lol

so much better when the stripper is crying

hellz yah

;D

o.O you know how much it is for a PO box there at the Post Office at the plaza on foote?

no but i can find out for you y?

cause i thinks i'm gonna need one XD

? you comming back?

damn auto smily

nonono i just need to be able to give an address for stuff to go to without ppl showin' up at your door sayin, "WHERE IS MATT AT!"

lol

ahhhh

so u snuck off

i dids?

>'..>

(>")>

you can still use our address dude i can just forward the stuff

oh i knows that

>,...,<

in fact, do i have an envelope there from paypal?..

>.> i go sees

<.<

nopes

mmkies

when you get the chance doofer is fucked hard core no virus' just is havinf i think graphic card issues and i just need a second opinon

also i think microsoft windows shit the bed on me so

i got to work in 2 hrs plz plz talk to me befor ethen i need your help

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my house phone is 716 487 3379 plz try and call if i am at work

om nom nom nom?

well i have came to the conclusion i need to re instal windows

why i have no idea but i need to

i know your busy but matt ur links help me alot

>.>

lol

no

>.>

?

yes

yes

kk

...

yes

huh?

the red one?

cits in that one

it is

nope

event viewer

omfg.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5PiXt6INSM

wtf matt you didnt watch the whole 3 and a half hrs did you

i got a head ache watch it

... you worry me

mew meow memememe meow

first thing i started to watch about 4 hours ago

>.>

this should be better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUNIss3PPag

>.>

hold on i am about 4 mins into it

my head ache isnt bad enofe yet

that was awesome

i've seen it 3 times... it's still awesome

^.^

hurry download league

i got liek 4 ppl comeing over tonight

playing it

and it will be sparta epic

>>

<.< going to be starting work in about 3 hours

it's a workathon tonite >.>

v.v

i knows...i knows...

well i will send you something to lol with nacy

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook!

oyah

that one

>.>

ah how do i clear my cookies?

eat 'em up, don't leave crumbs?

..

i mean ur internet cookies

...

you wanna clear all the cookies?

y?

my comps lagging lately and if its not windstream then i think its that

mmmm no

and i think thats why it freeze

it's not that

trust me

>.>

still epic

yep

hey dude i have a question

if my c folder has no space

can i move some of the program file to wackland?

also i was going to do the virus scan but it says there isn't enough space on the disc??? so i started moving stuff to wack land lol

depends

try lookin' to see whats in the "My Documents" area, and move that to Wackland

lol my doc and settings is locked

ummm

hiya

you gots mail

from hsbc

some one wrote a ? on the frount of it

o.O!

what's in it?

idk i didnt open it

hmmm

its a return service req

does it say "SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" on it?

can i open it?

sure!

its some sort of slip showing a trasfer'

oh ok cool

i know about it

remitter info and beneficiary info

mmk

cool cool...it's all good

trash it then?

sure

well

shred it down first

mmk tastey oscar the grouch thanks you

om nom nom

nom babies ^.^

MATT YOU HAS TO SEE MY BACKROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey can you show me how to clean my c folder?

o.O! say "Olly olly oxen free!", and it'll find it's freedom

Hola sir. Tis Katie. How the hell are ya? ^_^

hello Katie with the Kapital K. -.- Hell the how are ya!

I'm good. Whatcha been up to? Raising hell?

yes! hellraisin' for the win ftw

how is winter treatin' y'all over there?

Winter's over silly. It's been hot and humid.

How's your weather

o.O! hot and humid as well

in fact, you can fly if you know how to swim through the mugginess...

lol

It seems everyone's having trouble with humidity this year

mmhmm

yes, it seems to be running rampant all over the world

We should start our own A Team and hunt down the beast of humidity.

YES!

and i can make the theme song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8 !!!!!!!!!

lol

http://www.wimp.com/dancingchihuahua/

Reminded me of Katie, not cause she's a cutie, but cause it's a very very short thing...

hmmmm

http://shouldifap.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWuS9L_jctg !!!!!!!!!!

can u help me my internet motem is fucked up

it saya i have no dns

yah, but you gotta be online for me to helpz ya out lulz

i have figured it out

i talked to windstream

its my phone line interfering with my motem

w0000h000! the MASTER of DISASTER roolz the internetz once again!

i miss ya guys lots. i need to remind myself to have TONS of pizza delivered to your address on a random night

lol

why pizza

i thought we disscussed this its bread sticks

and we miss you too

yeah the last time i talked to u my inter webs died again and i got a tech guy to come check shit out over here and fixed the webs

HA HA!

/wave

heading back into the US, was wonderin' if i could crash for a couple nights with y'all.

-waves- !!!!

*bah boop*

matt ofc u can

you hassa beat 887437 now

and, for katie:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2032812/The-OCD-chopping-board-etched-lines-perfectionist.html

omg matthew

and....

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t143/Escargot_Pudding/1233623481792.jpg

matt my inter webs is fucking up

call me plz and tys

i will! i will! gimmie time!

ok

i should be on my way over

hey windows update did something to tversity

mmk

it's easier to type here

the media server keeps refreshing and doesnt show on the x box

the the pallet loading wheel keeps poping up

then goes off

...is the xbox connected to the network?

it was disconnected before

yeah it shows to doofers windows ver but not ty

tv

ummmmmmm

dunno

maybe reinstall?

really not to important

unsure if my network fix would've smashed tversity

something to do for tomorrow

let me try the reinstall tomorrow and i can give u the details tomarrow

mmk

we got something to watch anywho before bed so g night mattycakes

nite!

female voice, techno-ish, sex talk... lol

"might have been listening to it"

plz play this on ur comp for the subwoofer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU75uz0b8EU&feature=mh_lolz&list=PL316B54C575D5917F

matt are you there

i has something you'll never regret

click it nowe

noooooow

damn it

ok, ok, ok, i back

it oks now i fixed it

ok so i got it so a single char like a+10 comes up wrong but it shows both of them as in Wrong! then :your awnser to a +10 is 10 where iam i going wrong with this?

i have $a and $b in a if statement as !==

!=

not !==

!== checks absolute true or absolute false

!= checks for "not equal"

no no i read sir != is not equal witch still produced the same thing

and when i re read it !== is not identical

correct, it's a boolean unequality

so i though well if its not idetical to it it may work

which is what !== is used for

ok...hmm

ok, here's a clue

i mean i dont want you worring about this when u and nacy are doing the website but i has to ask

think about numbers and letters

you only want to use numbers or things that can be used when using numbers

ok

it's easier to check for anything that will be used as numbers, such as the following:

"1234567890.-"

and for numbers, the - can /only/ be used as the start, not in the middle or end

the . can only be used one time, and not multiple times

so, your going to have to figure out how to check if things that aren't numbers (0123456790) exist in the variable

thats the thing though

the code reconizes the letters are 0 since they are false

if you assign a variable as a number, you can "assume" you can access it as a string

yes, but your checking it as a whole

and it still produces the same string

ok

when i did the #$a != some number it gives me both

the invalid response and the awnser with the letter in it

gimmie your working code

let me see what your looking at

just copy/paste

if ($a != 1) {

echo "WRONG!<br\n>";

}

if ($b != 10) {

echo "WRONG!<br\n";

$a = q; // first number

$b = 10; // second number

$c = "-"; // operation

$d="x"; // result of (first operation second)

echo "<br>\n";

if ($a != 1) {

echo "WRONG!<br\n>";

}

if ($b != 10) {

echo "WRONG!<br\n";

}

if ($c == "+") {

$d=($a + $b);

//echo ($a + $b)."<br>\n";

}

if ($c == "-") {

$d=($a - $b);

//echo ($a - $b)."<br>\n";

}

if ($c == "/") {

$d=($a / $b);

//echo ($a / $b)."<br>\n";

}

if ($c == "*") {

$d=($a * $b);

//echo ($a * $b)."<br>\n";

}

if ($d == "x") {

echo "Holy crap, batman! We didn't do jack shit!<br>\n";

}

if ($d != "x") {

echo "Your answer to $a $c $b is $d<br>\n";

}

if i were to test that it's a string, that wouldn't work since you can't technically do this in PHP

i would use $a = "q";

actually i did it in local host

it comes up the response WRONG!

then come with your awnser to q + 10 is 10

its producing both and i cant figure it out lol

"A string is series of characters, where a character is the same as a byte."

ok

"When a string is specified in double quotes, variables are parsed within it. "

so...hmmm

so if u got ("something"("then something")) it shows both

"A boolean TRUE value is converted to the string "1". Boolean FALSE is converted to "" (the empty string). This allows conversion back and forth between boolean and string values. "

the statement above

but u can a break in the second()

is why i said you can't use the !== operator when doing these comparisons

since === and !== are boolean-related comparisons

ahhhhhhhhhhh

>.<

...

so i should re do the if statements i got for $a != 10

you should not use those

mmk

"String conversion to numbers

When a string is evaluated in a numeric context, the resulting value and type are determined as follows.

If the string does not contain any of the characters '.', 'e', or 'E' and the numeric value fits into integer type limits (as defined by PHP_INT_MAX), the string will be evaluated as an integer. In all other cases it will be evaluated as a float.

The value is given by the initial portion of the string. If the string starts with valid numeric data, this will be the value used. Otherwise, the value will be 0 (zero). Valid numeric data is an optional sign, followed by one or more digits (optionally containing a decimal point), followed by an optional exponent. The exponent is an 'e' or 'E' followed by one or more digits. "

and i cant use elses

ok, just put it like this

to test if you have "invalid" numbers

test for invalid stuff, or test for valid stuff

in "String conversion to numbers", you can use a number in a string:

i.e. $a=8;

is the same as

$a="8";

and they both are numbers

$a="843g87";

would be the same as

$a=843;

due to what the reading above says

in the case of $a="843g87", you need to abort calculation cause the letter "g" is not a number

and technically,

$a="843g87"

cannot be assigned as

$a=843g87

because of the # and letters

if it was say $a = 874"g"45 it would work?

cuz the g is ""

but i has a feeling ( ) needs to be in ther

apart from that

...

$a=873*g*45....

that's some fucked up shit, and i honestly don't know what that would evaluate to

if u did that

it would be 0

if u * *

cuz * is multiplecation

ok, new rule

and g would be set as 0

NEW RULE!

lul

z

lol

lolz

NEW RULE!

ok ok

all your variables have to be enclosed in quotes

$a = ""

$b = ""

ok

...that should kill all this additional miscellaneous computations

lulz

ok so $a = "3" should fix a few things

yus

take out if ($a != 3)

okssssssssssss

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a sec

i didn't say to take out your

if ($a != 3)

?

ok ok i will keeps it

just enclose your starting variables in quotes

i didn't say keep it either

for both $a = and !=

....

you can't assign a variable as

$a != "3";

no no the $A != if state ment

...sure

ok so it still shows WRONG! and the equation

should i switch the if statements for $d to "" too

i ish going to try it

........

in the if statement for if $a != 1) echo " wrong if i put that $d = ($a) before the echo would that work

try it out

i ams

nope now it just shows the awnser

...your working with strings

you'll have to learn some string functions

strpos

substr

stristr

so if it is true its going to exucte it no matte rwha

and if its false its going to do it

cuz fasle + true is true false + fase is true

ect

uuugh

great way to spend the afternoon with me eh matt

ok

:3

for each of your starting variables

$a and $b

i got the = ""

test to see if their "contents" contain

...

things that are not numbers

if they do contain something that is not a number or something that does not go into a number to make it a number, fail it

when 2 # are place i get ur HOLY CRAP BATMAN statement

if 1 number is placed with a letter

the letter comes to 0 and it shows it as that

like 10+ w is 10

right, yah

ok, stop with the numbers for a sec

no more testing "numbers"

zero testing on numbers

i am just puzzled on how to make it so it doesnt default the letters to 0

your testing stuff that are not numbers to start off with

cuz hwhen u devide it

before using things that are numbers

divide it*

it is the batman satement

numbers work

i'll be back later, gotta do some nancy time

...yes they do

i even can incrament it to

do the checks for non-numbers before working with what you know are numbers

test for a %

in $a

the moduel?

and if the % exists somewhere in %a then fail your program

*module?

yes in the readings % is the same almost as /

modulus

...no

oh

doing "%" is a string

.............ok

bbl

lol go be with nacy

having nancy time

take her out to chinese

>

already did

eheehehehehehe i did it

>= saved me

nvm

>.>

it didnt

strings!

needle / haystack!

it made it so letters dont mean shit

and everything else....

i will figure out the nich

omg lol why is this so facking hard

it shouldnt

and i has a feeling i have put it in there

and thought it was wrog

wrong*

lemme see what you got for code

divison works

everything else... doesnt

lemme see code! /flex

when applyed the the code works only for /

...

$a = "1"; // first number

$b = "10"; // second number

$c = "+"; // operation

$d="x"; // result of (first operation second)

echo "<br>\n";

if ($a % 1)

{echo "WRONG!<br\n>";

}

if ($b % 10) {

echo "WRONG!<br\n";

}

if ($c == "+") {

$d=($a + $b);

//echo ($a + $b)."<br>\n";

}

if ($c == "-") {

$d=($a - $b);

//echo ($a - $b)."<br>\n";

}

if ($c == "/") {

$d=($a / $b);

//echo ($a / $b)."<br>\n";

}

if ($c == "*") {

$d=($a * $b);

//echo ($a * $b)."<br>\n";

}

if ($d == "x") {

echo "Holy crap, batman! We didn't do jack shit!<br>\n";

}

if ($d != "x") {

echo "Your answer to $a $c $b is $d<br>\n";

}

sorry forgot to switch the % signs

why are you using modulus?

yeah.. i forgot to take them off

been playing around with every thing i have read

...

ok

let me go back and find them

but but

...that was almost 5 hours ago >.>

?

i thought u where having nacy time

so i left u alone

oy veh

i have been nitching hear and there on the code reading on things that i think might work

pluging it in to see it

and failing

but...

... everytime

that was basically what you needed to read up on to get it to work

was close with <= >=

mmk i went back and has the stings section loaded up

so i will go back to read ^.^ ty matt

you can't do mathematical functions on characters in strings

ok

... hate to ask this now

but strings

... i really can't understand it

i read the term for it

and its veg

veg?

or how ever u spell it

spell what?

veg

like

it is very bland in the def

it says the 4 types

and i got this much

okay..

"" is a string

or whats in side it

"string"

'string'

yup

"'string'string"

yup

but how is it supost to help me

if i string things like $a="1"

so i string something in that too

like $a = "'1'and cheese"

yup

...

what?

you want to check for numbers, right?

or

do you want to NOT ALLOW letters in your numbers, right?

yes

....

wait

strings store

string functions would help you compare

so $a = "'1' Notanumber"

and when it goes through it

if $a="'q' Notanumber" it will show Notanumber

wut

and the HOLY FACK BATMAN THING WILL SHOW :::::::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

yes?

:/

==============================

$subcat=trim(substr($sr['category'],strlen($r['category'])+1));

if (strlen($subcat)>0) {

if (strpos($subcat,":")!==false) {

$subsubcat=end(explode(":",$subcat));

echo "<div class='SubSubCategoryText'>".$subsubcat."</div>";

} else {

echo "<div class='SubCategoryText'>".$subcat."</div>";

}

}

==============================

^^^ string functions working on numbers

i remeber reading that...

so if ($a($b)>)

whats with the :

....

the ":"

did you read about strings? or any of these functions?

yeah i did but it never told me anything about :

everything else in the facking book

strlen - returns the length of a string

strpos - searches a string for something, and returns back it's position

trim - clears whitespace from beginning and end of a string

substr - gets x characters of a string and stores into another

end & explode are array functions

sorry, corrected above

ok

lol f this now i am going to click on every blue thing i see

i clicked on some blue things before to see what is was...

other than that i just stuck with the reading

-.-

well go back with nacy matt i am going to re read everything make itfresh in mah mind

porbs take some notes of terms so i can just learn them

probs*

mmk

miss ya and cant wait to meet nacy in person ^.^

ah

and dont forget raids

cuz i has mike texting me when he is home so i can power lv him and mee to lvl 70

sice we both lvl 67

not forgettin'

90 minutes

u and nacy should join us

we're on the mark for 7 tonight

btw did you read about blackberry world widely failing as a phone

mmm no

reported crashes have been on going for a bit now

noice!

went from #1 ww provider to #3

sent file "300120_10150317667916143_504166142_8428957_1487393559_n.jpg"

ur gonan love that

gonna

*

oh yah, i've seen that lol

u interwebs junky

sometimes you have to restart the router

i will admitt you haven seen the epic 4 foot dildo vid or the japs dumping about 10k gallons of semen on a lady in a ball park

yup

seen 'em both

-.-

lol and the interwebs junky i was refering to you not hte actual interebs

oi lol

/flex

/powerflex

/superman flex

EPIC RAP BATTLE!

NEW!

NEW NEW NEW!

NEW NEW NEW!

NEW NEW NEW!

#14

NEW NEW NEW!

EPIC RAP BATTLE! -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBzoBgfm55w

NEW NEW NEW!

>.>

new on the 10th

fuck

We saw it. lol

If you're on I have no idea how to get to Orgrimmar. =(

alex is on, right?

This is Katie.

HI KATIE!

i'll be on to get you to org easy

lol Hi!!

<3

Otay spankies

^-^

I don;t know how to talk

Something is wrong with my quest or something\

o.O

ok, so i'm going to get you in a party

and you have to press "o"

and you should be able to summon me

if not, add "hawwtkunnk" as a friend

Okay

and you can summon me to you

Okay

How do i summon you?

hit "o"

and add my toons name as a friend

then you'll see it there

Dick Hunter lol

Okay I have that one and Tacksi

ok

so the one beside the hawwtkunnk, there should be something to the right of it

An emblem saying where you are

you can type to me in WoW

...

you win

can we do something else besides a calculator

cuz its bugging me out

the formula you have given me to figure it out has begun to drive me batty

last 4 days i have been poking at it and reading and re reading and reading

brb smoke time...

maybes some facepalming

was the formula u gave me even supost to be for this

$subcat=trim(substr($sr['category'],strlen($r['category'])+1));

if (strlen($subcat)>0) {

if (strpos($a,"10")!==false) {

$subsubcat=end(explode("10",$a));

echo "<div class='SubSubCategoryText'>".$subsubcat."</div>";

} else {

echo "<div class='SubCategoryText'>".$subcat."</div>";

ok, i back

i went to sleep

weba

ty, now i'm back again

hey dude

i lost the game

itsd a sad day

can u help me gear hunt

I hate you

From Katie

Eddie has 48 titanium ore do we need that?

....why does she got 48 titanium ore?

Eddie has it and I dunno

oh

lol

Does anyone need to use it for nything?

i stockpile it

YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Under 800 for the Critter Killer achievement

i knows

congratz to nancy for seeing snow for the 1st time (love katie)

i wish she could see the snow we are getting here

o.O

about an inch?

no yet shouyld be when u get here tomarrow

mmk

i think i have a problem

o?

i am addicted to mining

LOL

i have 600 saronite ore

need moar!

actually

need Elementium Ore

43 eternal earth

30 waters 20 airs and 20 fires

so, do that, and get Pyrite as the Rare instead of Titanium

and we can make you awesome gear

>.> i need saronite to lvl my bs

and all the jems i am getting go to katie for her future jc lvls

well

a JC can use the Ore and find gems in it

yes

i know that

mmmmmmk

if u can show me a good flight pattern for the other ores we actually need

i will fly it for hrs

goto Curse.com

sign up for the Curse Client

download it

find the addon "Gatherer"

ok?

1 sec

got 2 titanium rocks by eachother

curse.com?

yup

umm my comp is giving me this

app inst security warnign

ok

...

i see its a macro manager

but is it safe?

>.>

i just mined 600 freaking ore

for like the last 3 hrs

<.<

meh i clicks install you did suggest it

yah, if you went and downloaded it from curse.com

....and it's the curse client

....it IS is

oi

^.^ it is

mmk

IT HAS BEEN STALLED

oo its shiney

"Gatherer"

and when installing an Addon, you have to exit and get back into WoW for it to show

i knows thats why i logged off

mmk

i tryed creating an account

but it says my email is in use...

?

is it linked to my wow shit?

nope

so why is my email thefizzle_25@yahoo.com in use fo rthis thing

i don't know

... that is creepy

do you play ANY of the other games that curse supports?

http://www.curse.com/games

lol i bet you

a long long LONG time ago

dude used it for Oblivion

or katie

...

k

come to vent or is the rs sleeping

mrs*

do you want me to install the Gather mod

thing

'thingy

teh thing

with gather in its name

atherer

with a g

Gatherer

yes that

oh

downloads it

i'm listenin' to music

REAL LOUD

and workin'

lawls

oo

^^^ That's infinity

^^^>1 echo shit batman life as we know its is a lie

forgot your semicolon and quotes

yep

and

my if with ()

( )

not to mention the

}{

and the .<br\n>

oo i ofor got alot

............

mmk

oy

OI

gatherer is done downloading

so what are you using infinity for

is it part of ur money calculator on uv?

for what ppl can use to set barter prices at?

if (^^^ >| 1 ) {

echo

"^^^ + A

"

...

it's the symbol

oo is the symbol for infinity

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity

and for auctioning there are 2 addons that i know about, but i use actioneer

it's quite a large addon, so it takes time to learn and use

oo

ooooh i like gather

HEY ALL THEM ETERNALS I CANT SELL SO I NEED TO GIVE THEM TO YOU

I OUT SOME IN GUILD BANK

i put some on guild bank

LOL

ok, just mail 'em

alright i give up trying to sell the eternals off to u mattycakes

ok

sooo i pissed everone off in trade chat

time to go to bed

ohman

really?

.. actualluy

i pissed 2 ppl off and ammused all of org

i hope

and got 2 ppl reported

...

i ish naughty

... and i madea bout 4 ppl lose the game

i hope not that naughty

i have been busy

mmk

i kinda wanna get back on and piss that one guy off for calling me a faggot

trollin' trolls is an endless job

teh eating babies is a smart choice

ok, sleep well

very nummy

lol ok ok toodle

s

see you tmarrow?

or are you goong to sneak over here sometime today

id so let me do the 4 dishes we got

maybe sweep the porch

wait i did that

...

hmmm

ooh

ur insents

they died

hard core

yah

...

i'll be over sometime tomorrow

glhf working

weather, traffic, driving dependant

yeh yeh

pss on a sleeping bear for me

jsut get a picture

so i can facebook it

... night

matttt

i cant sleep i an locked in that tired dep high

and i got us 85 violet airs

for 200 sornite

noice

...maybe you should watch youtube videos

maybes

wait

70 more for 103 titan

mmmmmmk

matt you have a return as addressed thingy from family court and some mail from the passport thingy

mmk

we opens it?

family court thingy not big

yah

and passport thing is my passport card

the family court thing is a return notice thingy

it has innn it

innn it?

you have a notic to appear in court on jan 18th 2012

and there is no getting out of it the world doesnt end till dec

now for the passport thingy

the passport thingy is

well i t has an envalope in it

u have 90 days to submitt ur previous passport book orthe info u submitted is not enough

insuffiant

meow?

awww

did they say anything about a refund?

it says that its non refundable

ok, right...

well damn

I sowwy sir

it's okay, it was for an effort to return to canada

If it makes you feel any better we saw a McDonalds employee throw up in the parking lot

which, i now know

LOL

LOL LOL LOL

did you take pictures?

No. =( My mother is very disturbed by vomit soooo we didn't get to see much

I hope she didn't throw up on the grill

....

that would be EPIC!

Naaasty

IT'S SNOWING SIDEWAYS!!!! Two inches in the past 45 minutes. All you can hear are sirens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU

it's gordon ramsey!!!

lol

so whats up?

just finishin' brunch-type meal (chili...mmmm), and workin' and playin'...

it's .... 4am there now?

yeah

what are fortuen cards for?

what are what?

fortune cards for

to...tell you your fortune?

well i get the most random thing

a 10 silver one a 5 gold one

o

what is the point of them

sell 'em to a vendor

the cards

lulz i got a 20 g one

wabt that NOWWW

watch*

nice

i thought so

LOL'z it around the world

this one is for katie http://www.wimp.com/ledzeppelin/

HAHAHAH YES!

*ahem...* SCUZZI? Bobbity boobity?

: should watch his face 2:30

lulz

http://www.wimp.com/sciencejokes/ <----win

that guy is the biggest nerd EVER

WIN

WIN WIN WIN

i'm all red

from laughing at that

...

DUUUUUDE

epic

LOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FLAT LOL CAT LOLOLOLOL

zomg the fucker sticks for a sec too

ya

like, motion headstand

WHATTTT

still watchin' the kitty

lol

wow

meow -> http://www.wimp.com/cattime/

no fucking way

OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG

mattttt

are you there?

NEW EPIC RAPE BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVJVCoHDAXs&feature=feedu

o>O! I gotta see it when i get back !

LOVES TO YOU AND NANCY PANTS

did did you watch it?

YUS!

SEASON 2 WILL BE EPICNESSZZZZZZZZZZZZ!