Hey

hey!

MAFEW!!!

Seriously dude we don't need anything

If you want to pick up some paper plates and sponges I guess that helps

But I can't think of anything else we need

Oooh yeah

Ummm

I broke some things

that's what i'm talking about

i need to know what needs to be gotten

so, plates are #1

NOT paper plates...

and maybe light bulbs, but we're 40% sure on that

We have plates. Paper plates are just useful

No light bulbs

real plates are cheaper than paper plates

what else is needed?

Really?

Dang

yeah...you eat off 'em, wash 'em

instead of spending $5/week on plates

Give me un momento I shall return with lists and stuff

YAY!

Sponges

Nightlight light bulbs

wtf

where'd the nightlight come from?

We had a few.

mmk

what about the carpets? the vaccum still work?

I'm pretty sure it's cheaper than turning on the hall light abd bathrrom light to pee

It

*It's only been used twice

what about the cleanliness of the carpets and floors? do i need to get some supplies to get those back up to shinyness?

We own a mop and floor cleaner. The floors are fine

ok, what about the windows?

Don't wory it doesn't look like our apartment

i'm not worried, i just need to know what to expect to purchase, that's all

Sponges and night light light bulbs

what about the dish drainer?

or stove cleaner?

or baking soda for the fridge?

Sponges and night light light bulbs <3

so, nothing for ...

SPONGES AND NIGHT LIGHT LIGHT B ULBS

And awesome

and Plates

No

We have plates

not if you use paper plates, i'm worried about the plates

I get paper plates so I don't have to do so many dishes

ewwww

the sink smell?

what about the water filter? do i need a new filter?

.........

maybe

I dunno

OMFG THERE IS ANOTHER THING!

....hmm..what else

coffee pots lookin' good?

awesome

Yeah a little dusty though

ok, so need 2 more coffee pots, a water filter, a vacuum cleaner, plates, and baking soda

what else?

>.>

Where are you getting this from? You have everything except the sponges and night light light bulbs

shampoo? towels? garbage can?

no

Matthew?

Sponges and night light light bulbs

i've got the list, yeah

"ok, so need 2 more coffee pots, a water filter, a vacuum cleaner, plates, and baking soda, sponges, light bulbs"

NO PLATES

YUS PLATES!

how many I got left?

three

How many did I have to start with?

Who cares?

I DO !

MY PLATES!

XP 5

lol

omfg, what happenned to 2 of 'em

BUT IT WASN"T ALL MY FAULT

SPILL IT!

TELL IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU WALK PLANK!

Cold glass hot water was my fault

Wet plate meets microwave was Ed's fault

ok, so i DO need plates

One for each of us

Why do you need more than that

More than what is necessary is too much

Cause I have 4 kids as well

Oh yeah

and I gotta start gettin' them down with me as well

so I gotta plan it all out

hence, *5 plates

4 kids, 1 me

Okay then put plates on the list XP

and there were 5 cups too

.....ok, so maybe I just need to get there and make a list

Well I broke some things

i can't believe i was right about the plates...

Shut up

ok, any glass?

windows?

floor tiles?

walls?

what'd you break?

I broke the house

jk

jk

explain?

jk

....

wait a sec

wait for it...

....

...

there it is

You know about the plates

Two bowls

did you break forks too?

A spoon

wow

wee

lol

Two plates two bowls and a cup

the desk still ok?

Yeah that's all I broke

no way

Well I'm not the only one who broke them

Oh and a top

a top?

That exploded in my hand

i'm lost

I was rinsing off one of the glass tops. Hot glass cold water

= POP

which one?

shit...left/right?

??????

the desk has a left and a right side

Dear god not the desk

Top to the pans

that's what i asked

tops to the pans...ok

so pans need to be replaced

A pan top

pans gotta be replaced too

can't get the top separate, so might as well fully replace

XP

I hope you're not mad

i'm not mad, i expected it

i just needed to know what to replace, that's all

Nice -_-

If you want just come home and chill and I will help you with whatever

.....does that imply that I didn't expect any help....?

or...that'.....umm...

wow, that makes me so lost

and your so in trouble now

O.O??? Now I'm lost

What did I do?

i dunno

you didn't do nothing, really

we got rice? i got curry to hopefully smuggle back

Yus

mmk

Now that I think about it, the only shampoo there is is mine. I don't mind if you use it but you may not want to smell like a chich

*chick

chicks love the smell of chicks

That sounds kinda creepy

.....but true

i know it's true...that's why ed uses it

LOL

see? see?

Maybe

So you're coming back the 1st?

Or something like that?

I depart here on the 26th

plane fly's on 27th

gotta get my tires taken care of on the 28th

so, maybe 29th/30th/1st/2nd/3rd/4th

or the 5th?

>.>

We'll expect you on the 1st

why not the 2nd? third? tomorrow?

Silly question, do you have a key?

nope, you has the key

Oh

oh?

Thought you had a key

tell me you still have the key...

and after you tell me it

Yes, just thought you had one too

o

ok

It's really quite hilarious how easily you tweak

............

Are we allowed to use that grill thingy in the back yard?

what grill thingy?

There's this brick grill thingy. It's pointed towards your house but it looks more like it's on the neighbors lawn

dunno...no touchy until i can sees it

okay

Don't listen to Ed. The candles did not work better

but i said they did.....

Oh.....

Don't listen to yourself. The candles did not work better

lol

Sorry

but they so did ...

Yeah

Tim wants to see you sometime when you get back

orly?

Yeah he kept asking about when you were coming back.

He misses you XD

mmk

Oh and Nick's baby is due this may

i knew he was pregnant!

XD

Oh Igot you something awesome

It's a spoon that's yellowand when it's cold it turns green

o.O!

i had one of those when i was a kid

Yeah I saw it in a Trix box andthought you'd like it XD

Alrighty I'll leave you lone now XD

*alone

MAFEW!!!

Does that mean you'll be here by tomorrow night?

Well tonight

tomorrow at earliest

I'm arriving close to 11pm in buffalo

staying at my moms overnight

Ah so we get to see you Sunday

I think...

yeah, maybe...

We hope you have a good flight.

me too

would love some lenas

or a stromboli

or .....

some plates and lightbulbs

lol

The tea and crumpets have gotten to you

honestly, I didn't have any of that

Really?!

Please don't tell me you ate like ate like an American

I ate goooooooooood foooooooooood

^_^

impossible to eat like an american here.

Probably for the best

Hey have you heard anything from Alex?

nothing from alex, why?

His father wasn't doing well I guess so he went to see him for a week and when he got back he seemed out of it

He eventually jsut stopped getting on

mmk. ill give him a look-into

Thank you

Need Family Guy Episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmkmzNPoiTs

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Regular zombie: "Braaaaains"

Vegetarian zombie: "Graaaains"

Panda zombie: "Caaaanes" (Bamboo canes)

Godzilla zombie: "Traaaains"

Jesse zombie: "Jaaaames"

Maid Zombie: "Staiiiiiins"

Bowling Zombie: "Laaaaaaaaanes"

Meteorologist Zombie: "Raiiiiiiiiiiiiins"

Zombie with Xbox: "Gaaaaames"

Heart surgeon zombie: "Veeeeeins"

Skater zombie: "Spraaaaaiiiiins"

Underwear model zombie: "Haaaaaaaaanes"

Slave master zombie: "Chaaaaains"

Plumber Zombie: "Draaaaaaaains!"

King Zombie: "Reiiiiiiiigns!"

IT Zombie: "Mainfraaaaaaames!"

MATTHEW!!!! <3

KITTHE! <3

WHERE? >.>

<.<

>.>

<.<

How is it in Nancyville?

it's hot hot hot

LOL

I has questions

I'm going crazy trying to find some of the muse songs you would listen to

all of them

That wasn't really a question XP

There were a couple you listened to more than others

really, all of them

mmk

Well I just realized what time it is so I'm gonna just head to bed

mmk hun

sleep well!

You too when you do

How do I get Winamp?

did you get it?

Yeah I got it. Spankies

MMK

Hey Mafew could you help me out with something?

YUS!

=(

o! you are on!

your invisdible

wut u want!

lol

I still don't have protection for my computer

Trojan got you down?

maybe a couple Magnums will help the day!

.......

Very punny sir

ty ty ty, i take my travels in...stride

LOL

OR

Wait

>.>

TJERE!

SABTU!

DUA!

TIGA!

ENGRISH ERMAGERD

click da linky

and shoop da whoop

Woop

don't do the anything with upgrade to pro

read the screens and such to keep free

mmkay

Spankies spankies sir

np! you ever gonna play a game?

I don't have time to and when I do I play Minecraft single player

Too much drama on servers

awww

^_^

MAAAAFFFFEEEEEWWWWWWWW

sup girlie!

Eddie said he was talking to you so I thought I'd show you some love

lub is needed

You okay?

actually, can't sleep, a bit panicky

Haven't heard from you in a while

>.>

and i haven't seen YOU online ANYWHERE in a while

>.>

I'm usually invisible

u need not be!

May I ask why you're panicky?

yes, you can ask why!

Otay, why are you panicky?

i'm not sure what the next 25 days will be like.

That is the very reason why...

Is something happening?

Isn't something happening all the time?

Bad things aren't necessarily happening all the time

well, Nancy and I aren't getting married, and for some reason the entire relationship has dissolved.

Oh wow

Yeah... the panic is basically on what to do now

so, i'm trying to not drink coffee

and reading on https://www.guildwars2.com/en/

apparently it's free, but i no see it

ah

Eddie said it's not free

You buy the game and just play it

>.>

AH!

ok

^_^

Everything will work out alright.

Tip: If you're worried about panic, quitting coffee cold turkey is not the best idea

i quit smoking cold turkey for 5 weeks

just recently started back up!

Smoking istricky business

yeah, it is.

>.>

Helloooooo

Hope I'm not bothering you, I never know what time it is there

it's 12:40am

Ah

I won't remember XP

So how are things in the land of Matthewness?

epic

Hmmm, that sounds pretty epic

and runnin' a raid now >.>

Oh sorry, I'll leave you be

i do miss you!

Awwws I misses you too

Good luck in your raid. I'll be here all day if you decide you want to talk.

mmk!

Oh hey

>.>

<.<

HIYA

what's up girlie!

Ceiling. What's up with you?

nothing much, WoW'in it

^_^ Just thought I'd say hi and see how you were doing. We miss you.

awww i miss you too

Awwws

How is the panda ness?

it's panarific

you and eddie should come back in for Mists

Nah I want to but I already fucked up what I was coming back for

what? what did you fuck up?

My violet proto drake

aww....it's ok

Pretty sure I missed brewfest and I know I missed pirate day

pirates day is tomorrow

brewfest is next month

Well i'm poor so either way I'm screwed

well....

you know....

a game card solves it all

-_-

-.-

(-.-)

b(-.-)d

b(*.*)d

b(^_^)d

I don't remember how to do my smiley

(>")>

t -.- t

HA

<("<)

(>^_^)>

I can swing my sword

"Your a little CDO. That's like OCD, except it's alphabetical, THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!"

hahaha

Good morning to you too

Yup, just about to go out to Jakarta again. it's a 2.5 hour drive, but its the only way to get to "Safe Areas"

so, i'll bbl...enjoy your night dear

You'll have to explin "safe areas" but alrighty I'll talk to you later

Hello?

HELLO!

sup sup

>.>

Okay you tweaked the fuck out of me last night.

What are safe areas?

oh, well asians and white people aren't typically seen as "friendlies" in this country, i guess

nancy explains it better

....

Did you get in trouble?

no

not at all

just can't go outside as one would please

Ah

=(

it's not that bad...when we go to Jakarta, we're movie stars

Otay

Mafew?

Doofer may be having a mini emergency. If you could get back to me that'd be great

Eddie said Doofer's dead

o.O

just woken up

Sorry sir

why sorry? had a LOVELY nights sleep

I'm glad

I just hate that you had to wake up to my message lol

yours and a couple others

^_^

Well Eddie got Doofer to turn back on but he's not in the best of shape, so I was wondering if you could talk to Edde.

the computer is quite old now :\

anything to recommend would be out of sheer survival

and i'd LOVE to talk to eddie

I don't understand. You think Doofer's at the end of his rope?

well, yes and no. usually turnaround for computers are about 3-4 years for the expensive part replacements. i'm sure Doofer could live a bit longer, tho

Well that's good to hear

how long you got in front of the computer?

Depends on how much I bitch. XD

HAHAHA how you guys doing? How are your situations? anything new? you guys still staying at your respective parents? Any jobs? Anything new? any news?

We're kind of stuck at the moment

o.O really?

We need to get out of Jamestown to find jobs, but we need jobs to leave Jamestown and there's really no work here

So yes we're still with our parents

well, that makes perfect sense

I would think that you would be the only one that could possibly sacrifice and work at the connection....

but your right, the job market isn't as it was years ago

I'm not getting a job that I know I'll only have for 6 weeks

6 weeks is pretty specific...

That's pretty much it at connections any more

They just let go of a bunch of people again

Pizza Hut was hiring 1 hour a day XP

1 hour a day? the hell for?

Lunch rush help I guess

That doesn't even cover the cost of gas

well, anywhere is walking distance in Jamestown, just got to have the time.

and i'd be sure there would be traning for it as well

lol I know how to wash dishes

oh, THAT lunch rush >.>

^_^

I do have an idea....albeit it's far-fetched and all

hmm?

Ed quit prostitution

Now, keep in mind, I had a friend who was "strapped for cash"

lol

lo

lol

lol

I SERIUS!

lol

ok, so it requires work and dedication

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

here it goes

pot?

Go to JCC

.............

Look, there are 2 benefits

first, a continuing education

second, you get Student loans that cover both your living expenses as well as your education

with both you and Ed on student loan, you both could do more than survive

Then what?

Stay in college foreveer?

No

After college you could get Job placed and "Defer" your student loan payments (which means put it off until you can afford to pay them)

At that time (in 2 years), you both could have a General Education, extra money from Loans to go places (like NYC or Buffalo, or Orlando) to look for jobs, and conitnue on with life

Simply put

Our blood is holding us back, we need to get away from them

If I could have it my way we would just leave and not tell anyone

You'll just have to deal with it....i think

look, every semester your allowed to be Loaned a certain amount. JCC takes a percentage of that for education, the remainder goes to you for Rent, Supplies, Food, etc

it's not alot, but with you and Ed combined you could survive pretty well...sorta like a mini Frat House

How do we know if we qualify for student loans

Everybody does

You'll also be eligible (and most likely get) Government Grants as well. Grants are "Loans" that you don't pay back, and they are "capped" per semester on how much you can get. These grants are used to pay for school materials as well.

THe student finance office ....called..the...

lemme look it up

AH

the second link is what i'm try to spill to ya

"Pell Grants are determined by a federal formula that considers the financial information submitted by the student and parent(s) on the FAFSA application and the number of credit hours the student is enrolled in as of the end of the first week of classes each semester. PELL grants are applied to student bills each semester and are pro-rated for students who enroll in less than 12 credits/semester."

Oh yeah.

You get the Pell Grant if you take more than 12 credits/semester

TAP is state Pell Grant, same thing

I was doing over 12 and I never got pell

You have to request it though the Financial Aid office, and you only get it IF YOU NEED IT

they just don't give it to ya cause it's free money

I'm aware

hence, "Financial >>Aid<<"

Living with my mother I qualified or both TAP and PELL and I never saw any money from them. In fact I coughed up almost $600 for my books by myself

Eddie may have more luck considering hi situation

But they screwed me

The grants go to the college first to pay for programs and such, any excess go to your pocket

that's pretty much how it works

Regardless, I'm not ready to go back to college and I can't afford screw ups like that again

well, it's 2012, and most likely the only way you two can get out of your Parents house

it's not a "Work" idea, but it does require work

I know

I appreciate you giving me something to think abuot

well, i asked abotu "all da nuuuuuuuuuz" from ya, and you said "omfg parents" lol

and i'm glad to still be on the cheerin' team for you two

Wonder if there are any open positions at chocolate factories...

I would get soooooo fat

You could be a person that packs specific types of chocolate

like Fudge

I could be a fudge packer

bingo

lol

-throws rope, you catch it perfectly-

lololol

Well i have to pack up my computer

omfg where u going?

I stay with Eddie on the weekends

YAY!

ok, has fun!~

I'll talk to you in a little while

LOVE

mmk

I'm typing to you muahahahahha

Download [ K-Lite Codec Pack 9.3.0 BASIC ]

NO WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

way

That's smexy

I'mma have to try that

Eddie wanted me to tell you he still got a blue screen

o.O

is the video card still plugged in?

nope

that is physically out of the computer?

Yeppers

/shiver

>.>

just to diagnose

More detail

The second thing is it could be the RAM

since he's playing games (I assume), it could be that

soooo

He was wondering if the four g skull ram cards were safe to use

well, they either work or not

And he was just watching a video

video uses that too

but it's better to test what you have, so take 2 out, see how it runs, swap the 2 with the 2 removed before, etc

at this point, it's trial and error to test components

Worse case it's the motherboard, and it's easy to replace but a bitch to reinstall the OS with

Okay I'll tell him

ok question

ihave 1/2 g skull cards and 2/2 turbo

i think the board wants them "paired", or you need 2 of same brand/type

pqi26400-2gdb is the turbos

F26400CL5D-2GBNQ IS G SKULL

Same size, same speed

mmk

brb

Eddie wanted me to tell you that the first time this happened the computer let out a beep code of 3

innnnnnnnnnteresting

Bad RAM

3 beeps

mmmmmmkay

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrownies in cofffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeee cup

hehehehe

I am soooooooooooo gonna try that

Eddie said he took out the two ram cards and replaced them with the turbos and he put in the graphic card and there is no picture on his screen

sorry for this XD

yeah

cause the system needs to know...patience

well, computers can't "know"

and stuff

lol

lol

vaginas

omfg vaginas!

XP That was Ed

still nothing

Eddie said he found the defective card and now it's at a screen that says "press F1 for SETUP"

i have 1 g skull in and 1 of the original ones that where in ther ebefore

Just letting you know I am invisible but I am online

>.>

^_^

how ya doin?

Good, good. And yourself?

Good, good. And yourself?

>.>

<.<

What have you been up to?

relaxin' after workin'

Working a lot lately?

yeah

and in WoW, too

got 1 toon to 90 so far >.>

Kewl

Is it your rogue?

ya

you guys holdin' up ok?

Meh, we've been sick this past week

o.O

whaddya mean?

We've been sick

lol

well, specifics!

lol

cold/flu, nausea, diarrea, indigestion

HEY!

pepsi bismol

XD

I don't know what we have

It started with a stuffy nose, then went into full blown congestion.

Bloody noses, migraines, hard time hearing, sore jaw, and breathing has been difficult

wow

sounds like pain

The worse part is, is we can't really take anything but aspirin. I took some mucinex to help me breathe and just ended up throwing up phlegm

hot showers, follow by 60s of a cold one

>.>?

internet

Ah

Nothing has really worked yet. It pretty much feels like our face and chests are swollen

showers epic

I'll be right back though, gotta go make some tea

Alrighty I gots mah tea

So how's the weather over there?

It was 70 here yesterday and it snowed today lol

about 85-90...rained once

Nice

Hey Mafew

Hey Kittie!

I was wondering if you could help me lol

I'm trying to explain cooties to someone

i can....try..

XD

wait...cooties?

circle circle dot dot

yes

lol

'nuff said

>.>

....girls give 'em to boys

Yyyyyeah Alex asked me what they are and I'm totally lost and now so is he

....

it's a child thing where girls want to kiss boys but boys tell them they don't want to be kissed cause girls have cooties..

it's another name for "crush" or "juvenile puppy love"

lol Thank you

np

Hope you are well

so far, so good

good goooood

ERMAHGERD! Nancy can tell you where the second pictures were taken at SHe went there!

XD

I actually didn't mean to send you the ermagerd one

lol

o.O

New epic rap battles of history

oooooooOOOOOOOOOO!

it was ....lame

I know =( I sowwy

rab rab RAB RAB rab

wiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeerd

XD

o.O http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kRAKXFrYQ4

EPIC WAP BAWWLTES!

Snoop Dogg lol

squeak: http://cheezburger.com/6865667584

^_^

Boo!

Ah

Got a question!

I'm thinking of doing some elective surgery to my face.

Okay

To your recollection, how long after Ed got his teeth pulled was he able to moderately consume food and liquids with no difficulties?

A week or so

mmk

Why what did you do? XD

i'm due in for surgery in about 5 hours, so i was wonderin'

nothing, just my Wisdom teeth getting yanked

well, one of them

One

the second one I have to schedule "in about a week or so"

Eddie had 8 teeth yanked you can't compare to him

oh, i know i can't compare

but the question is still valid

For one I would say a couple of days

Good luck with your face sir

i'm gonna need all the luck i can get

the Surgeon was very engaging to start as soon as possible

he was like "why you no wanna do now missah hike?"

People don't normally wait so long to have their wisdom teeth out

It goes from a simple tooth pulling to an all out surgery

well, "normal" isn't really in my vocuabulary

Yes, yes I know this.

Well I'm glad you're getting it done before they grow up into your head

Knowing you that's how you'd do it

they already have grown...............close

lol Just like you

Will you update me after your meds wear off so I know how you are?

i don't think i'm being provided meds here

They put you under

and/or dope you up

i think i'll be doped for ~4 hours from what I understood

Then they're supposed to give you painkillers for the next few days but I don't know a lot of people who use them

I'll keep you abreast of the situation, of course

Spankies

btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbF9nLhOqLU

How did the toothy thing go

i....delayed it.. >.<

aaawwwww

I'll watch Eddie play it first

hehehe ok

Eddie said he got to talk to you How are you?

Your up late my dear!

I've only been awake a couple of hours

Nuuuuuuuuuu! Heresy!

^_^

Cthulu will have your head!

I has a narwhal. Your move Cthulu.

fuck

...

lol

How is the Mafew?

working hard now

giggity

So you're busy. Which is fine. I just wanted to say hiya and see how you were.

Doing great so far. Married life is just like normal life except we can call each other more names now.

Oh you and Nancy got married?

yeah, we did, here in HK

No one tells me anything

Awwws Mazel tov

...is that what that's for?

Yeah. Mazel tov is congratulations or good luck

I don't think I can find a Jewish to English translator

It's Hebrew

¿doesn't that need special characters?

ɂδŝ͏،

Not that I'm aware

I'm not fluent in yiddish soooooo

...is it Hebrew or Yiddish?

I tink it's both. I don't know. The person I learned this from was senile and now she's dead lol

aww....

>.>

<.<

I'm just multitasking at the moment

like, trying to score business w/ an internet DJ service that has 300+ employees

internet DJ service?

and trying to extract Granny (no pun intended) meshes

yeah, so like you have a profile w/ songs on it

this is basically a profile where someone streams songs to whomever is looking at your profile

and chanting out your name with mucho props and shit

ooooooohhhhhhh

yup

Sounds like fun

sorta is

trying to expand the reach

being all bizzy and stuff

kewl kewl

Sooo what are granny meshes? Excuse my ignorance.

Look up Rad Game Tools on Google

Oh nifty

It sounds like things are going good for you guys then

well, not really

very very tight on cash, last month of "staying alive"

punning on the DJ service thing...

*bam*

but there's a new idea in the works (not the DJ thing) that might bring us back to star status

Oh?

yes, oh!

>.>

<.<

So you say something like that and then leave me in the dark. How mean

multitasking dear

AND...AND

AND!!

i've told you TONS, you told me nothing 'cept you've woken up...and i know what that looks like...

Oh okay we're doing that

yes, yes we are

Chinese proverb: Ching Chong, Bling Bong

means you give me stuff and i give you Bling

Well I can tell you what's been happening cause it's hard to tell someone nothing.

But I can tell you what's going to be happening

your pregnant!

No

omfg are you calling it "Soakie?"

...ok

LMAO

I'm not pregnant yet

ok

We're doing the marriage thing first so my dad doesn't strangle Eddie with his intestines

awww

ED DIDN'T TELL ME

he's probably gonna youtube it during a LoL match

It's something we've been recently discussing

he's probably gonna pwn someone, and then be like "w00t! I MARRIED DAT THING!"

nancy "awwed"...she told me to tell you that

with her hands put to her chest

like, big asian AWWWWWWWWWW

lol

where her eyes started off as round, then went back to asian

We don't really know what's happening yet though cause Eddie is iffy about the whole marriage thing and I'm iffy about the whole kids thing

....he wants kids, but not the commitment, you want the commitment but not the kids

omfg mindfuck

lol yeah kinda

i'm gonna write that down so whenever i need to clear my mind i'll read it

lmao

Marriage isn't really a big deal for me. It's more out of pressure from my family

I'm telling ya, it's no different than "dating life" cause your still doing the same shit everyday with a heavier left hand

Giggity lol

I know nothing would change. I can't imagine a piece of paper would make the name calling any more creative. XD

But married life and a family are in our near future

it does....you get to add more select verbs and nouns in the mix

and you know it means just humor at that point

Well I already feel like a housewife and Eddie already gets nagged all the time. We're practically married already

PA calls that "Common Law"

Don't you have to live together for 7 years

*?

What people know and what you say are two separate things

much like you can't prove murder without a body

i don't know how those both make sense

but for some reason at this moment in time they will

and that reason will slowly fade into nothingness

My brain is barely grasping the turn this conversation took

It's called "E-Brake 360, Full Stop, Check windshield wipers to make sure they're attached, and use squeege to get kids off inside of front windows before slowly accelerating in the sideways direction"

wow....

Nice

I think I actually ate Willy Wonka

lol

Did he taste like a ginger?

Wait

no

XP

...yes, he did

taste

like a ginger

..

lol

lmao

So you know my brain loves juicy information and since I just spilled quite a bit there you owe me.

I'm gay

HA!

had ya

I'm not surprised

bitch...

lol

^_^

I don't know what juicy shit I can come up with now

It's just been hectic here with cash, and that's main priority

there's no plans for settling, just survival

right, that's <<<TOP SECRET>>>

/stamp

and

that's 20 minutes ago

we've already been over 30 mountains since

and through 29 streams

Let me guess. If you tell me the CIA will make me disappear by turning me into bologna

nonono

bologna too tasty, they won't waste the effort

bologna is gross

Sorry

NO

not gross

cheap, and DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElicious

Sarah and I have been arguing about this for the past week actually

You have to at least admit that it smells like shit

....it doesn't

if you roll it up, it might resemble a badly squeezed piece of shit, yeah

but it tastes GOOOOOD

Come one man, that's just a fact. It is 25 degrees outside and bologna smells like shit

25 degrees is hot here

My dear, I must refocus my energy on work. I do appreciate our glorous tidings.

Thank you for catching up.

We'll do it again in less than 72 hours

I'll hold you to it

DO EEET!

I don't know if you have anything to do with Technic but there's a new Minecraft mod pack you should really check out

o.O

i'll have to peek into it when I get my current project done

kk

You like lambchops?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGODqlSn7Go

Woooow lol

what's goin on girl?

I was watching a dog with no upper jaw give some guy a kiss

that....exists?

Yeah, it was in an accident and it ripped it's nose and top jaw off

so, it just had its lower jaw and tongue then

yup

but no upper lip

so how the hell does a kiss work without lips....

Doggies kiss with their tongues sily

*silly

ah, so it should've been cute, then

I just don't even know

YES CUTE!

Just out of curiousity, what's the weather like there?

it's hot

and rainy

and real nice

Ah

We've had really weird weather here

like

It's in between really hot and kind of cold

Rainy and we had purple lightning the other night. It's just weird

Of course we're getting the aftermath of tornado season

so it's windy?

Kind of

off and on

and?

We've had a few tornado warnings and such. ripped the curtains right off the window last week

lol

yay!

that sounds great

Yeah but we're getting jipped on thunder as usual

so, just crazy weather

Yeah

Alex has been saying they were having some weird weather too

So I was just wondering if it was global

nah, we just get hot days, and lightning during the entire night

Heat lightning?

probably

i'll bbl, gonna try to take a nap

Sleep well sir ^_^

Hello again

Again hello

Just thought I'd poke in and say hi before passing out

mmk

Sweet dreams with passing out

^_^

Happy Daddy's Day

hey matt do you remember the items we put in doofer?

i was wondering if i was to much to ask for could u send me some links for a upgrated g card mother board and suggestable ram? cua i was thinking of just getting 2 4G ram card but i dont remember if the mother board can handle it

I checked my newegg order history, I don't see that I had ordered the motherboard. If you can give me the kind of motherboard exists there I can give you what info I can scrounge up for it

Can I just check the properties on my computer for the type of motherboard

You could probably run a program called dxdiag

Someone has been making recent payments on Dude's house. I even heard his mortgage has been paid off and someone has been mowing the lawn regularly. The bank, city and the Mosers either don't know who it is or they're not talking.

If you know anything about this could you please fill us in

Only thing I can think of is to ask Patricia. Otherwise, I have no clue. Last I knew, the property was eiither returned to the city to be sold off again, or Patricia still owns it and is maintaining it somehow. You'll have to ask her next...

Dawn tried talking to her, she's not saying anything. And she won't talk to Eddie and I anymore

How are you attempting to communicate with her?

I don't know how Dawn tried talking with her, but Eddie and I only had skype and facebook, which she deleted us rom

*from

whoah nelly

>.>?

I also recall Pat having the property and house paid off.

It's been 2 years, and without taxes being paid on the house it could have gone back to the city. I don't know if the taxes have been paid nor if 2 years is long enough.

Its also possible to walk over and ask questions, of course.

Dawn called the bank, assuming they would have the property because Dude filed bankruptcy and they said someone has been paying for it

Ok, that thinks right. I did remember bankruptcy, that means the house would be....okay....

In that case if "someone" was paying for it it would be a bank.

Well Dawn knows someone who buys houses like Dude's from the banks to fix up for low income housing and he said that the house didn't belong to the banks

The city keeps posting notices on the house asking for someone to contact them with information because they believe it to be abandoned.

Sec, checking OARS

wtf was the number...

130 weeks

ok, found it

Just look up the address, it'll state Pat is the "owner" according to the city of jamestown

Soooooo the city doesn't know he's dead?

625 HUNTER PARKWAY

FALLON NV 89406

That's the owners Mailing Address according to the city

Patty

That's patricia's address

So she's collecting his social security and everything?

...no

That doesn't make sense

Well it doesn't make sense for her to pay for a house states away and lie to everyone about it and keep it a secret

I'm sure her reasons are her reasons, if this is the case. The city does have "Decency"-type laws, and the lawn does have to be mowed and such so it doesn't "attract" any bad bad people.

OARS note: SBL 370.20-4-80

But anywho, i should be back in Jamestown next month, I can try to find out more info but to me...it sounds pretty much the norm

Are you coming to see us?

Of course i'll see you guys

YAY ^_^

Did you just clap your hands and say "YAY!"?

>.>

<.<

noooooo

Did you straighten out your back when you clapped your hands?

.........

>.<

Okay, predictable. Sue me

A bit, yeah. Old habits do die hard

`So where are you crashing

I has a friend in Falconer that's given me a good price, but I have to reconnect with 'em

I've only got a 3 month timeline

Ah shweet

Well get ahold of us when you're intown and we can hang out sometime

It's already been planned, dear

?????

wut is ??????

What's already been planned?

Getting ahold of us when your intown and hanging out sometime

okay

I think my brain farted

happens...

just lack of coffee

I have been coffee free for 1 year

oooo!

Coffee is the shitkabomb

I've had about 2 timmy hoes ice caps in the past year but other than that I have finally kicked that evil shit

it's not evil...it's EPICZ

well, i haven't had Tim Hortons in long long time

We even went to the point of buying a coffee maker and grounds cause all they sell here is instant

....ugh.....

I've only had instant coffee once Never again

Do they have Folger's and Maxwell House there?

lol

noooo

just imported shit from england

I can't think of anything to bring back as gifts....

I'm sure the english know their brew

>.>

Well, don't forget that HK used to be owned by UK

pffft I slept through that class

me too

I slept through all classes

And graduated early. New York education system= Win

OMFG

>.>

http://www.wowhead.com/npc=46650

Might want to show that to Eddie

lolI've done those quests

just sayin'....it's the toons name that sorta reminded me of Ed

^_^ He giggled

By the way, great horror movie suggestion. Grave Encounters 1&2

>.>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiIRHtn0-34

hey question again lol

yasure

ok so is there any way i can get a power supply graphics card ram and mother board for around 300 bucks total

i suppose

k

lemme check tiger and egg

i applyed at walmart hopinf i can get in there

i have several frds that works there

do you know if ashley still works there?

I hope you can. you need to be "sociable"

hey

meeting ppl on the net is sociable

mmhmm

so much as going out to a bar with friends

or baby sitting thier kid >...>

and i will state i was out walking all day yesterday with rob

Q.Q was suppost to do a bon fire with him today but its currently flood warning here

and waht about you mafew meet any asian friends while out in indo?

no, none here

>.....> i see

well its understandable for you

language boarder along with cultural

so yeah

oh how long you going to be in states for

3 months to forever, depending on conditions

so how come your comming back?

to much to live there?

i got a plan set for the next year

coming back to start life, dear

>......> aweeee

well hit us up some time when your here

I might be stayin' with y'all

I still have to talk to Dawn

oh btw this is ed

and yeah

ma has not issue with you beinghere

and you told us you had someone in falconer you could stay with so may i ask who it might of been?

i know i could just be talking to you on may skype

OY

but meh doofer is cranky todaqy

that and i like talking to you on katies skype

im like the skype ninja

trying to balance WoW, Veronica Mars, Skype, newegg/tiger

and Raid Preparation >.>

lool

path of exile hit me hard dude

like omg

its to fun of a dunon crawler

I cant even get it downloaded here

too slow

it's at 40%

hmm

took overnight to get that far

couldnt i rar file you the exe

and when you downlaod it the content file(biggest file) should download for you

that or i can rar you the contentfile

I'm sure it'd be the same rate

it probs would

im currently redownloadthing the file

doofer hasnt been liking the heat

and i might have to defrag again

oh and got a short int he power supply

so yeah

Just turn it off when you don't use 'em

im going to work my ass off this week to get somewhere around 300 to 400 bucks

What kind of MB does Doofer have?

umm i cant remeber

can i check in properties?

try running dxdiag

Hola sir

I heard we're getting you after all

yup yup, just got to finish up plans and budgets

Alrighty. When can we be expecting you?

Unsure yet. Still have plans to do.

Dis katie?

or Eddit?

or Dawn ninja'in skype

who be dis?

Katie lol

mmk

Sorry lol My computer is the house whore sadly

...but y that? that's not gooood

I dunno

mmmk

What do I need to budget out? Do I need to get a sleeping bag?

No

lol give me a min to think about it

mmk, I just don't know how Dawn plans the arrangements

Okay well here's the thing. Allie had to move back home.

And she took the room promised to you

Right, I figured, and there's another body due soon.

The only room left is Eddie's room which is in the attic

Eddie and your room

No Eddie and I took Allie's room when she moved out

Well, at the moment I don't care where I sleep as long as I can sleep

which is why I asked if I should budget a sleeping bag

We have to discuss it with Dawn first

The sooner, the better, cause I do have a friend who can take me in for (near) the same price ( abit more ) ...

Well she probably won't be home from work until 9 tonight

Can we call you? It eliminates the confusion.

Woman's sleepin' >.<

Okay well let me just make it clear. There is Eddie's old room in the attic. You would probably like to budget a box fan.

Or you could sleep on the couch in the living room. There is a/c downstairs but it has the privacy of a living room

I thought you guys were using the attic?

No

so, nobody is in the attic?

no

You would have the attic to yourself

oooooooooooookay

How does internet work?

like is it wifi?

a.k.a. without wires?

"wireless", but not "cellular"

We have wifi

and dawn wants $200/month?

I assume y'all are asking her this stuff and communicating it to me

No I discussed all this with her which is why I told Eddie to shush

And yes $200 a month

So, you are the official representative for these negotiations?

mmk

Unless you would rather speak to her

But she won't be home until 9 tonight

It's all right. I'm sure things are pretty square.

You may want to budget some food into your budget because we may not always be able to feed you

It's being done. i only need a place to sleep

Alrighty

Place to sleep is no problem

Ya, front porch is great view

We'll clean out the garage for you lol

Sorry you couldn't have the room originally offered to you

Allie refuses to give it up

That's cool, i'm not gonna be there to stay

I know

We were serious about the box fan though. It gets pretty hot during the day here

Well, i'm hoping to not be there all day

Okay

Got any questions?

I got a ton of them.

kk

Why are headphones not called "Head Speakers"? I don't communicate with people while i'm listening to music...the name doesn't make sense.

Why is Pink not on the color spectrum? Is it the color that exists between Purple and Red?

>.>

Are there more things that are Black and White and "Red/Read" all over aside from a newspaper and a bloody negro?

Why did you ask if I had any questions?

Smartass

Did you not expect a response with questions?

and why do I not have any answers to these questions?

The answer to all your questions is 42

Good girl.....

well played.

^_^

^.^

hi

this is ed

question

i think my microsoft platform died

is there a away to download the platform and burn it to a disc

what is Microsoft Platform?

7

so like this is the error i am getting

i load up my comp after its been shut down and insted of going to the welcome loading screen its just black

after 2 min or so it loads that screen up

then blue screens before going to desktop

sounds...bad

what did you do?

sounds....old

twas old

das old

talking to alex on skype

i thinks one of my hard drives is dead or on the verg of dieing

should i back up the microsof platform on the f folder?

oh and good morning btw

i forget you like a half a day ahead of me

i don't know really

'cept to ... have someone look at it?

Mr. Sir

We will be seeing you in a week/

*?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^_^

...ya

Shweet

We will be ready for you

i knows, i knows. just giving y'all the heads up

Well a little heads up to you, you may need to sleep on the couch for a night or two but we should have the attic ready for you

That's new. I thought it was just the couch. I didn't arrange the attic.

I told you you'd be getting Eddie's old room

Well, like I said, I didn't plan much on staying for long, which is why I just needed a place to sleep.

All good, i'll take what is provided.

You can decide when you get here. You can take a bed in Eddie's old room or you can take the couch in the living room

!!!!!

>.>

Something to watch for 2 hours

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1apwAmWB44U

WOOT

... >.<

power of d'aww! > power of cuteness > power of wtf

I thought you'd like that

You guys still have that laptop I left down there from a long time ago?

?????

The little acer thing?

Yuppers

No we don't sorry

awww

We lost it in our last move

Just checkin' to see if it was around. I was lookin' for some files

Sorry

Itsokay!

W000

So, my laptop from almost 2 years ago FINALLY turned on...and it seems that I didn't plug in the power button that time that I took it apart to clean it.... :/

d'aww

Hello? >.>

hello! <.<

Could I maybe ask you a comp question because Eddie is asleep and I don't want to kill my comp or something?

Always

And don't just ask to ask the question, ask the question

Alrighty then, well there's this game on steam, it's pretty serious. I decided to take our relationship to the next level and download it eyebrow wiggle

Buuuuuuuuuut it says I need directx 10 or higher and I think my comp has directx 11 but it still won't work

the comp has directx11 but it's talking about the internal video card

or, the external one

there is software directx, which mimics what a hardware video card is supposed to do, and there is hardware directx.

games have the option of only using hardware if they choose, but the software is an option in case you want to play the game but at tweaked down settings.

sometimes, tweaked down settings hurts the game, so the makers decide not to enable that for fear that people will say the game looks like shit...

okay

So that just means there is no way for my comp to play that particular game?

if you buy a video card, you can

Alrighty

Well thank you

ofc loves

MAAAFEEEEEWWW!!!! Turkey Day is coming up. Are you excited? WOOOOO

Yus somewhat excited@@

Gonna be with family?

Yeah, I'm being dragged to my mom's.

Whatcha all doing?

Going to my grandma's. Gonna eat ourselves sick and eat some more.

Hell yeah

Hope you had a good thanksgiving.

I dids

Are you having a profile pic crisis?

Super chill. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/555181 If you want to play the game.

But I only has one chance...

Indeed you do sir]

THIS GAME IS WRETCHED

>.> Did you play it?! WHAT ENDING DID YOU GET?!

ALready I got the dead wife, i'm still goin'

I'm taking Molly to the PArk

OH NOOOOOOO

NO

omfg

I HATE

I don't think this game has a happy ending

IT's gotta

Well you get to kill yourself

I got the ending where you make the cure but not in time to save Molly

I'M SORRY

That is a nice sad emotional thingy game

I enjoyed it too

I get lots of fucked up games like that

I think I want to Map out all the possibilities

hmmm good luck

I tried twice and got tired

Mom's gotta kill herself for the cure to be found...

pretty much

Cause if she stays alive, Molly will die and Jim will kill you... :/

I haven't gotten the ending with Jim yet. I'm assuming someone has to die though.

There is a game I've wanted to share with you for a while because I bet it would drive you nuts.

o.O

>.>

Of course you could always watch someone play it youtube

meh

that's horrible

is there a link?

?????to watch it on youtube?

yes?

NO

yus

Fuck yes one sec

>.>

HOLY EXCITEMENT

lol

Sorry

itsokies

I like this picture. Why so many though?

Just cause

It's almost Christmas Mafew. Just in case we don't get to talk to you before, Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas guys! Misses and Hugs yous!

Aww we misses you too

Are you going to watch the ball drop in NY?

Nope.

I don't have Cable

HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEARS! I passed out too soon...

Gettin' old..but !

Oh yeah, sooooo old. I hope it was a good year for you at least.

That's what this year is about

Heard Buffalo got nailed with snow last night. Hope you're doing alright.

Do you think it's possible to get a decent gaming computer for $500 or less?

What game you wanna play?

Diablo, tekkit, slime rancher

oblivion

like, the first Diablo?...or D3?

d3

Decent, no....functional, maybe...

XP

Might be another 150ish to get the video card to support

Eddie wants to get me a new computer so I can play games again but I don't want a $700 machine

Well, I remember a couple years ago he did, and it was "ok" for games.....and now a couple years later it's another one

So, it would prob be the same, but again, video card for gaming is a /must/ now

yeah

Blast from the creeper past

Awww I miss it. Thanks for the share.

I actually found the world

It was definitely a blast from the past to run through it a bit

<----jelly

I do have a server I could shove it up on

That would be awesome but my comp doesn't run minecraft anymore.

Eddie and Alex are in a tekkit server now if you wanted to join them.

I knows

Eddie says he misses you

I MISSES YOU BOF

It's been a couple months since I spent a wierd night there

It has

We're snowed in at the moment

Yeah, same...

Like, pummled

like....the ground was faceraped

like...cars are actually enjoying the amount of love they are getting

like...I can find all the black people in my neighborhood

Yeah winter is just flirting with us, it's pummeling your guys' assholes

>.>

I wouldn't go that far...

More like a slap, a waffle, and a trip to olive garden

A proper date

lmao

I wanna take you guys out next time I come down

Like, actually plan it out instead of "HEY I'M HERE LULZ"

You always do XP

That's no fun...

I wanted to be different

OH I KNOW

wait, that's the same

OH WAIT I GOT IT

no, same again...

OH!

hm...no, i'll need a backhoe for that one

o.O

hmm...i think I need more thought, but still.... I do need to plan a visit.

You do. We miss you.

Eddie does, not you..admit it

Maybe once it's warmer

OH!

We could go see Deadpool

</3

I could catch tickets, cab, everything!

unless y'all have already seen it

No